hvccii:

do you guys ever wonder if sarah jessica parker’s reading all these posts and she’s just like

Finally this joke is funny

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I control the Northern Hemisphere

I control the Northern Hemisphere

(Source: epicwinbook)

MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'

murkavenue:

CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…

Click through for mindblow

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(Source: topherchris)

slacktory:

l;kasjdfl;kajsd;flkjasdf holy shit, HuffPo Comedy’s Christine Friar had a great idea to spin off “2/10 would not bang” into other genres.
(See Slacktory’s “2/10 Would Not Bang” collection.)

I hope Christine has really invented something here. MAKE UR OWN, GUYZ

slacktory:

l;kasjdfl;kajsd;flkjasdf holy shit, HuffPo Comedy’s Christine Friar had a great idea to spin off “2/10 would not bang” into other genres.

(See Slacktory’s “2/10 Would Not Bang” collection.)

I hope Christine has really invented something here. MAKE UR OWN, GUYZ

Sundance 2012 - The Arm (a short film)

Charming! As my friend Tom says, “A lot of Michael Ceriousness.”

rachelfershleiser:

Available for all your literary spokesmodeling needs.

Seriously give her more books to pose with please

rachelfershleiser:

Available for all your literary spokesmodeling needs.

Seriously give her more books to pose with please

(Source: picturesofgirlswithivyland)

zachlinder:

Every day of my life.

Cole @ me.

zachlinder:

Every day of my life.

Cole @ me.

(Source: bittersweetnovacaine, via bbook)

Charlie’s View
(via Reddit/WTF)

Charlie’s View

(via Reddit/WTF)

Which Companies Are Using Aborted Human Fetuses in Their Food?

Gawker’s ballsy quasi-prank on PR professionals from major food companies, and a statement about journalism.

If this makes you think of a different stunt you’d like to do (one not so reliant on being a recognizable large publication), email me and maybe you can do it for Slacktory!

Send me tan θ * cos θ; I will sin θ it tomorrow.

Other Things Obama Wants You to Send Him for Tomorrow | Slacktory (via slacktory)

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