Dalas: Bullshit, you know this dude is afraid of books.
Nick: Don’t take his word for it!
Nick: “Green Eggs and Ham” is what he read 50 times senior year to technically earn his personal pan pizza.
Scumbag Santorum: Says government spending should be cut and people should rely on charity. Donates nothing to charity.
RVIP Karaoke: The Most Amazing RV On Earth Is Now Much More Than A Hobby | TechCrunch
Congratulations, Jon and Kestrin!
It’s like playing Sid Meier’s Civilization for real.
— McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: What It’s Like Being President, Metaphorically Speaking.
It’s always the *women* who are supposed to not have sex in order to not get pregnant.
To all those who took my joke as modern day approach I deeply apologize and seek your forgiveness.
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Santorum backer apologizes for contraception remark | Reuters
So to those of us who think you’re an asshole to tell women “If you don’t want babies, keep your legs closed, sluts!”, your message is still “Fuck you”?
Beverly Drive Chihuahua: A Fan Fiction by Brad O’Farrell for Slacktory.
Really, it’s a whole little story, with lines like “Ryan Gosling waits intensely” and “He feels embarrassed that someone somewhere thought he was the target audience for this kind of thing.” Read it!
My favorite, metafictional part:
The bit goes on for what feels like forever. Ryan Gosling feels embarrassed to even be there. He feels embarrassed that someone somewhere thought he was the target audience for this kind of thing. Then he begins to lose focus on the dancing dogs and starts pondering who the target audience for this even IS. He’s drawing a blank, and he suddenly becomes mystified with the idea of marketing and story telling in general and he enters sort of a trance.
Reddit: Haley Joel Osment looks kind of like his head grew up but his face didn’t.
(Also, he’s Fat Mac from It’s Always Sunny.)
People complaining about knowing too much about other people because of the internet.
Did you try not paying too much attention? Because that usually works better than writing a fluffy trend piece.
