spiegelman:

Chews for Jesus.

For Cole and Christian Nightmares.

spiegelman:

Chews for Jesus.

For Cole and Christian Nightmares.

unspirational

unspirational

(Source: codeplay, via pizzagangordie)

We were not meant to live

We were not meant to live

(Source: mrkiki, via subst1mce)

Dalas: Bullshit, you know this dude is afraid of books.
Nick: Don’t take his word for it!
Nick: “Green Eggs and Ham” is what he read 50 times senior year to technically earn his personal pan pizza.

Dalas: Bullshit, you know this dude is afraid of books.

Nick: Don’t take his word for it!

Nick: “Green Eggs and Ham” is what he read 50 times senior year to technically earn his personal pan pizza.

Scumbag Santorum: Says government spending should be cut and people should rely on charity. Donates nothing to charity.

— Reddit: Santorum is the least charitable presidential candidate, despite earning millions he gave almost nothing to charity.

It’s always the *women* who are supposed to not have sex in order to not get pregnant.

Nice point in /r/TwoXChromosomes

To all those who took my joke as modern day approach I deeply apologize and seek your forgiveness.

Santorum backer apologizes for contraception remark | Reuters

So to those of us who think you’re an asshole to tell women “If you don’t want babies, keep your legs closed, sluts!”, your message is still “Fuck you”?

The FriendTipper logo is definitely one person showing another his penis.

The FriendTipper logo is definitely one person showing another his penis.

slacktory:

Beverly Drive Chihuahua: A Fan Fiction by Brad O’Farrell for Slacktory.
Really, it’s a whole little story, with lines like “Ryan Gosling waits intensely” and “He feels embarrassed that someone somewhere thought he was the target audience for this kind of thing.” Read it!

My favorite, metafictional part:

The bit goes on for what feels like forever. Ryan Gosling feels embarrassed to even be there. He feels embarrassed that someone somewhere thought he was the target audience for this kind of thing. Then he begins to lose focus on the dancing dogs and starts pondering who the target audience for this even IS. He’s drawing a blank, and he suddenly becomes mystified with the idea of marketing and story telling in general and he enters sort of a trance.

slacktory:

Beverly Drive Chihuahua: A Fan Fiction by Brad O’Farrell for Slacktory.

Really, it’s a whole little story, with lines like “Ryan Gosling waits intensely” and “He feels embarrassed that someone somewhere thought he was the target audience for this kind of thing.” Read it!

My favorite, metafictional part:

The bit goes on for what feels like forever. Ryan Gosling feels embarrassed to even be there. He feels embarrassed that someone somewhere thought he was the target audience for this kind of thing. Then he begins to lose focus on the dancing dogs and starts pondering who the target audience for this even IS. He’s drawing a blank, and he suddenly becomes mystified with the idea of marketing and story telling in general and he enters sort of a trance.

People complaining about knowing too much about other people because of the internet.

tmills:

Did you try not paying too much attention? Because that usually works better than writing a fluffy trend piece.

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