February 2009
“Sgt. Baker refused, insisting that he be left alone and be given a...”
– Thomas Baker (soldier) - Wikipedia
January 2009
“The plural of vagina is awesome.”
– J Thornburg
“Milhouse is not a meme is a meme is also a meme” is not a meme.”
– Metameme - Wikipedia
“The broaden-and-build theory of positive emotions suggests that positive...”
– Positive psychology - Wikipedia
Stuck in my head forever
atsween:
These are two facts about my creative process I am sharing with the world in a hope to break their old lady vice grip on my brain:
If I have to come up with a subject to write about, the first sentence that runs through my mind is “I like cheese”. Every time.
If I have to come up with a name, the first name that pops into my head is Stampy. (Yes. The elephant.) Every time.
...
WatchRugged Original Beer - CollegeHumor
“ME: So how long do you think it will take to fill this prescription?
THEM: I...”
– What real life bad habits has programming given you? - Stack Overflow
“I find bugs in everything, especially TV shows. My wife LOVES it when I rewind a...”
– “What real life bad habits has programming given you?”
WatchMad Libs Men
“You might as well unsubscribe now”
– Rex Sorgatz and I finally agree
“So what’s the deal with Nick Douglas?”
– Fuck you too, Dianne de Guzman.
“Every time someone names their heroin 9/11 or Bin Laden or Obama, the news goes,...”
– Vice Magazine. “The news is dumb.”
“Today, though, it’s President Obama who has been targeted for the search...”
– President Obama already Googlebombed as ‘failure’
This sentence is equivalent to “And onstage tonight we have Beck…yHendersonthelocalkaraokestar.”
Adobe sucks at Photoshop →
And at everything else, according to this blog, “Adobe UI Gripes,” that I wish had come out when I edited Valleywag.
Muxtape is back but in a broken way that doesn't... →
(That’s not to say they couldn’t be cool in a year or two when they’ve built up a MySpace-sized library.)
EDIT: I say this not to be a dick, but to warn would-be playlist-sharers that the rumors of Muxtape’s resurrection are slightly exaggerated.
youngmanhattanite:
While searching for something on BuzzMachine, I discovered through Mathew Ingram’s blog that CAROLINE MCCARTHY BROKE THE LINK ECONOMY.
No surprise here. What goes around gets tired pretty quickly and takes a rest but eventually starts up again and comes around. This was back in October so I assume the break has healed by now.
HAHAHAHAHA YOUNGMANHATTANITE STILL EXISTS?1?
“I can’t imagine the Democrats would want to showcase Mr. Gore and his new...”
– BRILLIANT LOGIC, SIR. DRUDGE FLASH 2009®: GORE HEARING ON WARMING MAY BE PUT ON ICE
Watchmelissa:
Exhibit A.
(via schlomo)
♫ IF YOU LIKE A TUMBLR YOU SHOULD PROLLY FOLLOW IT ♫
(re: datn)
Watchdavidcho:
madeupmemories:
joshruben:dangurewitch:
I feel like this comes from a really bad place, and I don’t respect it. [I’m not calling anyone at CHTV a racist; what I’m saying is that they know not what they mock, and are doing it in poor form.] Gangsta rap is so easy to make fun of - just look at how funny they are with their guns and rolled-up pant-legs, their ridiculous ‘bling’ and...
WatchCadbury Eyebrows. SHUT UP YOU GUYS I JUST SAW THIS
Well no point reading BuzzFeed any more,
now that they’re posting Fimoculous links that are just misinformed versions of month-old Digg stories.
“Almost all the students who had been prompted to think in concrete terms...”
– The Economist: Why people procrastinate
Watchmyeviltwin:
That’s it, I can’t hold it in anymore, I have a lot of stuff to say about some things.
GUYS TOPHERCHRIS HAS SOME THINGS TO TELL YOU.
Great Bible Debate →