July 2011
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lonelysandwich replied to your link: A conversation about ordering with “can I get” vs….
Even worse, that you hear every once in a while from uncultured shitty people: “Give me your…” or “Let me have your…” as in “Give me your mushroom omelette with no beans.”
The cool time to say that is when you’ve been going to the same dinner every day for a month and you bite your...
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vicemag replied to your link: A conversation about ordering with “can I get” vs….
I feel like this was a google+ ad?
Well VICE, I think that’s because you would stamp Cash4Gold.com on your forehead for a dollar.
“OMG! Don’t you just love Randi? She’s flying in and we’re all...”
– Gizmodo on Randi Zuckerberg, The Dozen Tech Publicists who Secretly Control the Media
“Metrics matter, but substance matters more. Even so, I hope the @BarackObama...”
– Rachel Sklar, @BarackObama’s Lost Followers: A Tempest In A Twitter Teapot | Mediaite.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
“If I wanted to taste vomit, I would still be bulimic!”
– David Wain on Paul Rudd in “Wanderlust” - GQ
“Voters won’t punish you for outrageous behavior if all they ever hear is that...”
– The Centrist Cop-Out - NYTimes.com
“The Airbnb customer whose home was destroyed by a stranger who’d used the...”
– Airbnb Pillage Victim Says Company Tried to Keep Her Quiet
A conversation about ordering with "can I get" vs.... →
Apple now has more cash than the U.S. government →
GeekChicDaily →
Thrillist for nerds. That could be cool.
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be-enchanting reblogged your photo: tallwhitney: WHAT. They’re advertising this on…
I really hope to god that I age the way they do. Twelve years later and they still look 19 years old.
They say the Photoshop takes off fifteen years.
“How’s this for non-anonymity? Today at lunch we were reminiscing about the time...”
– My girlfriend Rachel, in response to this
Step On The Dick And Make It Spray - Crazyshit.com →
Don’t watch this. You will hate me. You will hate humanity.
“I think anonymity on the Internet has to go away.”
– Facebook director Randi Zuckerberg being a jerkoff asshole. Signed, Nicholas Watkins Douglas.
Will Arnett Confirms 'Arrested Development' Movie... →
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“I watched an episode of True Life the other day, “I’m Changing My...”
– Reddit: Nipples…
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“And please don’t quote me that paragraph about how the only people for you...”
– Molly Shalgos on The Road
Favorite Books of the Secretly Jerky | The Hairpin
“Klout believes you are influential about myspace.”
– Nick Douglas | Klout Influence Report
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“We gather together. A sense of community, of group action: this is how a...”
– Thursday and Empire: or, How a Typical Workday Can Seem More Important When Modeled As a Great Era in Western Civilization.
A 2005 McSweeney’s piece I’ve always loved.
If Corporations And The Rich Paid Taxes At The... →
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Art is better with cats
thefrogman:
Found these on a Japanese site. I think some major improvements were made.
Oh god. See the rest.
“The speaker, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, House Budget Chairman Paul Ryan...”
– Republican Leaders Voted for Debt They Blame on Obama - Bloomberg
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“Is it sad that I only get on iChat to use the camera to make sure I have nothing...”
– Kevin McGuire, the one time I caught him on iChat
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“My official job title is “Social Media Rock Star.” When I tell people that, I...”
– I’m a Social Media Rockstar | Slacktory
By the talented Tumblr star Tom Oatmeal.
(via slacktory) 