The best people you’ll ever find in this world are the people that are already...– drink your juice.
Life hack from Christine
[There is a Green Peace volunteer outside a health food store as I am walking past.]
Him: Question: dolphin or orangutan? Which one do you save?
Me [smiling, still walking]: Neither.
Him [shouting to my back as I round a corner]: No! Both! The answer was "both"!
The technicians of finance are making the decisions there. It has very little to...– Jonathan Franzen
An earlier version of this article incorrectly described imagery from “The...– ‘Room 237,’ Documentary With Theories About ‘The Shining’ - NYTimes.com
hvccii: do you guys ever wonder if sarah jessica parker’s reading all these posts and she’s just like Finally this joke is funny
Assumptions of malice are generally misguided.– a hitherto unknown segment of existence: What you need to know about Twitter’s new filters
MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY' →
murkavenue: CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release… Click through for mindblow
Sundance 2012 - The Arm (a short film) →
Charming! As my friend Tom says, “A lot of Michael Ceriousness.”
Which Companies Are Using Aborted Human Fetuses in... →
Gawker’s ballsy quasi-prank on PR professionals from major food companies, and a statement about journalism. If this makes you think of a different stunt you’d like to do (one not so reliant on being a recognizable large publication), email me and maybe you can do it for Slacktory!
Send me tan θ * cos θ; I will sin θ it tomorrow.– Other Things Obama Wants You to Send Him for Tomorrow | Slacktory (via slacktory)
It’s better to look mean than stupid, and those are your only choices on the...– How to Argue About Religion on Facebook by Mallory Ortberg on Slacktory
Gawker Will Be Conducting An Experiment, Please... →
Did you notice that Gawker is doing this fantastic stunt where each writer spends a day overtly trolling for easy pageviews while all the others try covering some stories they think will be underrated?
Send me an item on Amazon by $3.99 overnight shipping; I will sign for it...– Other Things Obama Wants You to Send Him for Tomorrow | Slacktory
Serious Eats: You’ve debated about Five Guys vs. In ‘n’ Out.– What Your Favorite Blog Says About You | Slacktory
Postcards from Space: Why Black March Is a Really... →
krisstraub: This is stupid as hell for all the reasons postcardsfromspace lays out. 10,000 boycotting people will not hurt DC Comics. But 10,000 boycotting people can destroy independent artists. I know people are mad and want to take instant action, but use your brain for chrissakes postcardsfromspace: To the people proposing this: You dumb bastards. You know who this’ll hurt? Not big...
Step 142: No posters of people you find sexually...
adulting: After age 21, this absolutely must end. Dudes, no posters of scantily-clad women. Ladies, no posters of celebrity crushes. Decor should look nice and match, not turn you on. Perfect phrasing.
Did you guys know when companies like Bain Capital break up bought out companies...– Redditor ObamaBi_nla_den on Mitt Romney Tax Returns Released: Paid Just 13.9% Rate In 2010, Had Swiss Bank Account : politics
Russell T Davies announces new show 'Aliens Vs... →
Johnny Depp already did “Pirates vs. Zombies” four times, so what’s left? Ninjas vs. Narwhals?