Vault Week: If Superheroes Were Hipsters
More proof that “hipster” means whatever you want it to mean.
(Source: College Humor)
“Caution: Some of the parodies may be offensive.” — The Washington Post’s style blog, definitely talking about the Photoshop of me sucking on a 26-year-old MILF’s tit.
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“HBO co-president Eric Kessler has said he thinks the move away from traditional television to an internet-based model is just a fad that will pass.” —
HBO Has Only Itself To Blame For Record ‘Game Of Thrones’ Piracy - Forbes
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“The internet has changed the way we ingest information and entertainment. But it’s not ADD, it’s the result of a new cost-benefit analysis. We are developing better information-fuel-efficiency through selective intake.” — Richard Penner, Richyrd! Richird! Richérd!: ADD versus Nanotech Linguists
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“But here’s what I don’t understand about the average non-insane Christian: How can you use the bible to dehumanize other people and be any more sane than the aforementioned wackos? The story of Sodom and Gomorrah has people turning into salt as divine punishment for having an ounce of sympathy towards the gays. Or whatever that salt thing was supposed to mean? The point is, people were TURNING INTO SALT. How can you point to that as a cautionary tale when that story involves MAGIC. How can you dehumanize other people based on stories that involve ACTUAL MAGIC. How can you ruin someone’s life because of something written in a fantasy novel?” — Demons Are Real, And They Vote, by Brad O’Farrell in Modern Primate
The Funniest Twitter Jokes About Barack Obama Endorsing Gay Marriage
If you don’t like this one, there are like 30 more. It’ll be like reading a timely Jay Leno monologue only it’s a few hours before it airs and also it’s actually funny.
This was a particularly witty roundup.
“I think we live in a time of resentment.” — Craig Mazin
Aaaaand, this took a little longer to make than I’d like to admit.
Anybody have a torrent of the premiere episode?
From the department of Random Ass White People.
*LIKING THE DREAM. ONE UNFOLLOW AT A TIME.
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Earlier screeds on Retail Darwinism here.
Photo mashup by Lauren Carol Smith
Lined up, they look pretty.
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