— “And I swear to Sweet Athena of Greece: Strip me from your fucking reblog or choose to reblog someone who posted the same thing as me and you are UNFOLLOWED!”“Well, you see I called in the fire and you didn’t mention me in the article.”
“Why would we mention you? Did you start the fire?”
“No it was electrical I think.”
“Why would we mention you?”
“Well I called it in”
“Are you a fucking retard?”
“I am actually.”
Laura Bush is a librarian and Sarah Palin bans books.(Sort of in the way Jesus was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor!)— Moe, Gawker
In a related story, Obama supporters gathered 12,000 tons of bullshit left on the floor of the Xcel Center and had the Peace Corp distribute it among farming co-ops to fertilize their corn fields and make ethanol.— BUS YOUR OWN TRAY
The one thing I like about this whole Sarah Palin bullshit is that she’s making it acceptable for politicians to be human.
That being said, I have a wee problem with the human aspects of a politician taking precedence over civic responsibility (e.g., trying to fire a state trooper because your sister is divorcing him, regardless of how crazy the motherfucker might be, then firing his boss in a hissyfit — it’s not exactly, well, measured).
(via hipsterrunoff)
In the Battlestar Galactica metaphor, this hotheaded abuse of power makes Palin into President Roslin as much as the tortured aggressive McCain is Colonel Tigh. But they don’t have an Adama. Adama’s over on the Democratic ticket.
With that said, Merlin could give a shit if Joe Clark likes it. Not because of the excellent and truly admirable work that Joe is trying to do with accessibility, but because Joe strikes him as a shrill and ungracious little man with the approximate charm of a refrigerator full of hangnails. That’s just Merlin’s opinion, of course. Joe’s probably really nice in person and not much at all like a refrigerator. Except inasmuch as he runs on all the time in a way that eventually becomes easy to ignore.— Right Now: Notes & Credits. Jesus, Merlin, that’s how you want to play that?
