Too Much Nick

Good things to talk about with ladies include arts, entertainment, technology, health, national, international, opinion, and other sections of the newspaper, such as Health (women’s only).

— How to Talk to Real Live Women

It should be mentioned, our coats just felt really good, sitting in that theater. So soft!

— The Observer’s Drew Grant accidentally takes shrooms before watching Portlandia’s second season premiere

Far be it from me to inject a note of alarmism into this barely launched year, but have you noticed that absolutely nothing is real anymore?

— The Only Way Is Amy | The Awl

Now everybody, harass the parents and the publisher. Cole himsel will just laugh it off as “oh my /b/friends are being silly” but attacking his parents will break him emotionally. People fear what they don’t understand, and old can’t understand the Internet at ALL. So imagine what it would be like for them to be harassed by a leigion of faceless people from the internet? If we’re going to do this, we have to go all out and completely destroy this fucker. If we half-ass this and leave him standing then all we’ve done is create hype for him and his book, which we do not want. We need to do a headcount to figure out how many people are backing this raid, and we need a complete plan before we take any action.Speaking of which, if I went to Jew York, how many cops/camera are there? Would I be able to vandalise his house without being caught? I could spraypaint his door, break a window then just run for the high hills. I’m from a small town and I can get away with pretty much any of this easily. TL;DR: Is this possible to do in New York??

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/i/ - Internet 8 Machine

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Please please please let some 4channer try to come to your Harlem building and vandalize it.

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