Writing isn’t a thing you figure out—ever. My favorite things I’ve ever written, I hate. That might sound like a weird thing to say. But anything I’ve ever written that I felt was really great, I inevitably will look at two years later and think, ‘Oh, God, this is so amateurish and terrible.’ But that’s a good thing.
I think he had a complicated relationship with all of pop culture. He told me a great story about when he was teaching at Illinois State and he was given an audio tape of a band that he fell in love with, and he came into his graduate seminar and said, ‘I might be crazy, but I think this band is great and you all need to hear this right now.’ He then played for his students ‘Nevermind’ by Nirvana. It was about seven years after the album had been released.
Need a phrase for movies that pitch themselves as “smart” and are the dumbest of all
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The exquisite unfunniness of the 319 potato salad Kickstarter knockoffs, by me, in The Daily Dot
I find that question, you know, pretty offensive, frankly, when people start speculating about my death and my health, so fuck you to those people.
To charge a 17-year-old with child porn for swapping pics with his 15-year-old girlfriend, cops took a photo of his dick against his will
Yep, to fight “child porn,” police actually made child porn.
Legit excited for the upcoming war on America’s hideous child porn laws and the decriminalization of teen sexting. Because we’re going to have that war, right? Sign me up for this shit.
no wait this is better