• Nick: All men have masturbated to all women.
  • Cole: Nick Douglas's Greater Masturbation Theory.

» Man Already Knows Everything He Needs To Know About Muslims | The Onion

“Mr. Bush is still around, as are many of his former officials. Where are the statements, from the former president or those in his inner circle, preaching tolerance and denouncing anti-Islam hysteria? On this issue, as on many others, the G.O.P. establishment is offering a nearly uniform profile in cowardice.”
– Paul Krugman - It’s Witch-Hunt Season - NYTimes.com
The difference between MLK and Glenn Beck (via crooksandliars.com)

The difference between MLK and Glenn Beck (via crooksandliars.com)

Ben Folds, Nick Hornby, & Pomplamoose VideoSong!!!!

“The Yesha Council has announced a prize for the “best Zionist editor”, a person who would generate the most “Zionist” changes in Wikipedia over the next four years. The winner would receive a hot-air balloon ride over Israel, Haaretz said.”
– Palestinian-Israeli clash moves to Wikipedia

» Someone lit construction equipment on fire at the Islamic Center of Murfreesboro in Tennessee.

I think that’s called terrorism.

Mad Men.

This guy’s gonna be fun.

Cole has decided that we’re not allowed to play “Sweet Home Alabama” in the apartment because it’s too popular.

stryker:

nickdouglas:

Is he a big pretentious cockface, Y/Y?

Nick’s Top 10 Fav Songs of All Times:

  1. That Carl Sagan Song from the Internet
  2. The Shopping Music from The Sims
  3. Something College Humor Did a Lipdub Of
  4. The Double Rainbow Remix
  5. That Song From Portal About Still Being Alive
  6. The Arrested Development Theme (actually anything with a ukulele)
  7. That Radiohead Cover From The Social Network Trailer
  8. Some old Dr. Demento Shit
  9. That Edith Piaf Song from Inception
  10. Justin Bieber Slowed Down 800x

Cole has decided that we’re not allowed to play “Sweet Home Alabama” in the apartment because it’s too popular.

Is he a big pretentious cockface, Y/Y?

This eleven-year-old girl who once pissed off some 4channers is still getting attacked, despite only making innocent videos about being a kid. They’ve left over a thousand abusive comments on one video in under a day.

Why don’t you go to her YouTube page and leave a nice positive comment?

“Carter’s trip means that the only living former presidents not to have rescued Americans imprisoned in North Korea are George H.W. Bush and his son, George W. Bush.”
–

The Associated Press: US implores Americans not to visit NKorea

LOL

“The State Department on Friday urged Americans to respect its warning against traveling to North Korea, saying in a cheeky Twitter message that there are not too many former U.S. presidents left available for rescue missions.”
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The Associated Press: US implores Americans not to visit NKorea

Twitter wit.

» Technology Review: Radical Opacity

Oh hey, it’s an article on 4chan in the MIT Technology Review! It must be that piece of mine that they bought in late 2008…

Oh.

Oh.

Sigh.

Anyone wanna buy an article about 4chan with lapsed print rights?

The Internet Fights ‘Ground Zero Mosque’ Hysteria - Urlesque by Cole Stryker Featuring Topherchris’s Ground Zero map!

The Internet Fights ‘Ground Zero Mosque’ Hysteria - Urlesque by Cole Stryker

Featuring Topherchris’s Ground Zero map!