Spotted on a piss-poor commercial: “internet celebrity” Justine Ezarik.
This is what Internet celebs accomplish. This is not what talent accomplishes. But your Wikipedia entry will never be as thorough as Justine’s.
I still don’t know what to think about Justine. I go from finding her funny to irritating and back frequently.
I love the iJustine haters. They just don’t get. How the hell does somebody get so many fans and not be talented (if that’s what’s being insinuated)?
If thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of people click on a link you posted or watched a video you made or pay you lots of money to be in a commercial — even if it’s piss-poor — you are talented.
I think she’s hilarious. Always believed that. Yeah, she’s created plenty of cringe worthy videos, but haven’t we all…
iJustine is just the best. Everybody knows that.
— Topless Robot - Bonus! Rob’s Transformers 2 F.A.Q.s!So Turturro translates the symbols.
No, that would be silly. He does, in an incredibly bizarre series of connect-the-dots, lead them to Jetfire, an elderly and deceased Transformers whose corpse is hanging out in the Air & Space Museum.What good is he dead?!
Ah! Remember the shard? Sam uses it to bring Jetfire back to life!Not Optimus?
No! This way, Sam can get the symbols translated… so he can, er… find the ancient machine… that can, uh… possibly bring Optimus back to life.You have to fucking be kidding me.
Moving on! Jetfire teleports everyone to Egypt, including some of the missing Autobots —Wait, what? Teleports?
Yes, teleports.Transformers don’t teleport.
Jetfire does.
Spotted on a piss-poor commercial: “internet celebrity” Justine Ezarik.
This is what Internet celebs accomplish. This is not what talent accomplishes. But your Wikipedia entry will never be as thorough as Justine’s.
Submission for a book cover, used in the distributor’s catalog but not on the actual book. Map is hand drawn and basically fantastical.
My former roommate Tag Savage is a book designer. He blogs his work. It’s classy.
via storage.canalblog.com
I hope that’s not really yarn but hair she scalped off manic pixie dreamgirls.
Jason Bough a Hatchet by Giggle Party
Ditreded by Stephen Wake (illustrator) and Damien Weighill (animator)
Reasons to reblog (aka why this is awesome):
- Darth Vader playing the drums with ligh sabers
- Abe Lincoln
- Sheer level of song catchiness
- Fun typography
- Magnum P.I.
- Cartoon blood
- Number of pop culture references
(plz note, vaguely NSFW and also lots of fake hatcheting it up)
ALL THIS IS TRUE AND MORE
