Ronen Verbit was clear with the clerk at the Apple store that he would return the three iPhones for a refund in a couple days. They were for an art project, he said. The clerk was fine with this and rang up the purchase. Ronen told me this origin story in the lobby of the Tribeca Grand, but before he finished he jumped over a table to talk to a pretty girl he’d never seen before who was on her way out of the hotel. He never came back.
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The 15 Most Delightful Internet Films of 2011 | The Awl
Ronen is fuckin’ consistent. Which is a pretty cool thing to be when you’re also unpredictable.
In the tenth paragraph of a page A15 Times piece, Rick Santorum accuses Barack Obama of engaging in “absolutely un-American activities.” What are they? The article doesn’t say. The quote appears without explanation or comment, in an article entitled “Santorum’s Challenge: Broaden His Appeal Beyond Evangelical Christians.” Nor does the line show up anywhere else on the Web—apparently no reporter in the mob following the candidates through the last days before the Iowa caucuses thought it worth writing down, and no blogger thought it worth repeating.
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“These numbers just in from Iowa: 12, 463, 9. That last one was a real surprise.” — @earlkabong
How do you like the troll quote in the pic?
Mr. Standfast: Stream the whole album
My collegemate Jack Anderson has released an album under the name Mr. Standfast (months ago, and I rudely put off blogging it until today). I’m always elated when people I know, particularly pre-New York, make real actual music that strangers would enjoy.
Among many more significant achievements, Jack was the leader of Grove City College’s annual Primal Scream, a tradition apparently lifted from the Ivy League.
Welcome To Gawker's 2012 Construction Project, Let's Chat In The Comments Section, Please
If you stopped reading Gawker at some point, this hello from the new editor-in-chief (Deadspin’s A.J. Daulerio) will be your favorite Gawker post. It may actually inspire you to return to reading Gawker.
“Hey faggots.” An infamous 4chan thread becomes a comic strip.
God. That photo.
My mom used to read us this story every year. ”The Little Match Girl,” by Hans Christian Anderson. The ending always made us sad and my mom would tell us that if nobody on this earth loved you, you just died automatically. It was scary at the time, but now that we’re older, my siblings and I are very cognizant of population rates and know that it’s pretty hard to strike out THAT bad. But still, it’s a good reminder to get out there and network from time to time.
Christ, I can’t deal with a world where Tom doesn’t have a book deal.
Cole made this, so I made these. And you can make your own.
Peter Feld is a joyous man with a knack for deadpanning in photos.
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What Tumblr got wrong about Missing E.
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