February 17 2010
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"The internet is, arguably, mankind’s greatest achievement so far. I am using it to illegally watch a television show that I do not even like."

— Avery Edison

For Rach (via imgur)

"Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things."

— Douglas Adams

"No amount of unique visitors will convince me to watch another person slide down a hill, no matter how wacky their mode of conveyance."

—

Adrian Chen gives up on live-blogging the Olympics, because the Olympics are boring and they’re all about physics.

Live-Blogging the Olympics: Day 5 - Live Blog - Gawker

F*** YEA — The Internet’s New Kinda-NSFW Stick-Figure Meme - Urlesque

By me.

Dude hacks Foursquare (beneficently)

Beneficent hacking sounds awesome, right? CLICK “REPLY” TO REPLY

Study: Ages of social network users | Royal Pingdom

Data from Google Ad Planner

Study: Ages of social network users | Royal Pingdom

Data from Google Ad Planner

"That lady has a name, Jack. We call her Skank-a-bitch."

— 30 Rock

"I think that most airlines suck balls and Kevin Smith has more talent in his pinky than all of you idiots combined…and this writer is a complete idiot…im sure he is just jealous that he is only making minimum wage cuz he only writes garbage like this…unless you are 5yrs old you will be uncomfortable flying as they cram you in like sardines…nation full of fat people??? how do you know this??? just because your wife is fat dont label the rest of society…"

— A comment on my latest Lalawag article: Thirteen Lessons from “Too Fat to Fly”: Kevin Smith vs. Southwest Air | lalawag

February 16 2010
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"

Me: What if I’m on my phone because I’m out, looking for a place to eat? Didn’t that ever occur to you?

Website: Fuck entirely off.

"

— venomous porridge: A conversation I have every month or so 

Neil Dawson’s Horizons (via reddit)

February 16 2010
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Keep Calm, There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand

(via bliccy:capturingmoods)

Photoshop Cook, via Urlesque

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