Jeff Rubin has invented a new Google game: Find famous people with no Google results for “___ is a douchebag.” Apparently you’ll find one or two for almost anyone (but not Paul Rudd, until Ricky Van Veen wrote about this phenomenon and Paul racked up 614 “Paul Rudd is a douchebag”s).
Ellen Degeneres has one. So does Michael Cera. Jason Bateman too. But not Johnny Cash.
Six Word Memoir
Humans went solar, Sun went Nova.How would you sum up your life in just six words?
Reblogged from:
awesome-everyday: “Genius child fails at adulthood; rocks hard”
afghanistanbananastand: “What I should have done was”
electricpencils: “Not over yet. Not even close.”
cameronchristopher: “What a conundrum; all impossible loves.”
santiago: “Human, still a work in progress.”
DawnOwar: “weird kid, weird teenager, weird adult”
The secret to happiness is to…
Don’t rip off Hemingway’s gimmick, asshole.
What's that sketch where
a guy discovers there’s a precise amount of a raise to ask for, and he gets it? And then he discovers there’s a precise speed you can speed down the highway at that’s perfectly safe? And I think he learns the magic amount to drink and stay sober.— The Merlin Mann Amazon Store BlogJESUS, who do I have to blow to get this into your goddamn head? Buy. A. Fucking. Camera. Fucking Christmas is making you people into goddamn retards.
Anyway, enjoy the community, and Happy Holidays from everyone at the Merlin Mann Amazon Store.
