100+ Christians don’t get things (via Sarah Palin’s Twitter)
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“nickdouglas: Christians don’t get things.
TJ: Yeah. Take me, for example. I don’t get how you can be so fucking stupid that you lump all Christians together with this person who is obviously a nitwit. Actually that’s not true. I get it. Bashing religious folks is trendy and few people will call bullshit on it. But Nick? This is fucking bullshit and you know it.”
TJ: Yeah. Take me, for example. I don’t get how you can be so fucking stupid that you lump all Christians together with this person who is obviously a nitwit. Actually that’s not true. I get it. Bashing religious folks is trendy and few people will call bullshit on it. But Nick? This is fucking bullshit and you know it.”
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TJ, welcome to my blog. It contains snappy witticisms and intentional jokes, logical fallacies, and generalizations for the purpose of humor. I’m not “bashing Christians,” I’m making an arguably funny little caption for a story.
And, well, even my closest friend and roommate Cole, a devout Christian who went to my Christian college with me, though he hasn’t yet met the Christian mother and father who sent me to a Christian K-12 school which I for the most part liked, will readily admit that I’ve been “bashing Christians” since back when I was a Bible-thumping Baptist creationist who thought he could speak in tongues. By “bashing Christians” I mean “bashing stupid Christians,” the same way I bash stupid everyone, regardless of “trend.”
For the record, I still do think the magical-thinking mindset shown in the original Facebook thread represents an actually dangerous mode of thought characterized by willful ignorance and the desire for drama over reality, a mode of thought that has recently pervaded American society and demanded our respect, a mode of thought that threatens the advances that science-believing progressives have made in the last century.
And I’ll bash that every chance I get.
Sesame Street: Kermit And Cookie Monster And The Mystery Box
It’s great to remember that Sesame Street is still just straight-up funny.
“You will never know happiness like this.” – reddit
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David Fincher’s ‘The Social Network’ Official Poster Unveiled « FirstShowing.net
Beautiful. The Facebook movie’s first poster is a ready-made Tumblr meme. A Futura-like typeface over a high-contrast photo with a blue gradient on the side, it looks like a Dashboard screenshot on a sideways iPad.
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“Disappointing article—as a fan of urlesque, I often surf their site with enthusiasm to see what they have to offer…however, a number of mistakes were made in this piece, which I believe is relatively inexcusable…one point: having lived and worked in Japan for a few years, I noticed the author obtained some photos of rides located in that country; the one labeled ‘A Nerve-Wracking Plunge’ is located in Yokohama, but is not ‘A Ridiculous Rollercoaster’ as the title of this article suggests…rather, it’s quite small and for the novice.”
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33 Ridiculous Roller Coasters - Urlesque
Oh we love it when AOL.com links us from the homepage.
This asshole blocked a green light blasting Eminem:
Took this just as the light turned red.
“You have to work at the top of your talent. If you don’t, you’re doomed.”
– Ken Levine, sitcom writer/producer
2010 Dodge Challenger “Freedom” 60-Second Commercial
When Cole sent this to me, I could tell what was going to happen, and I thought that’d keep me from laughing. But then I LOL’ed at the money shot.
“Why did the cops leave the Lakers game early? So they could beat the crowd.”
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“MICK IN SURBITON: I just don’t see the relevance of this to everyday life. What difference does Mr Ancelotti’s work make to the everyday taxpayer?”
