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Mitt Romney’s Chair Holder Holds Up the World | Slacktory

Chair Holder Guy props up Tim Tebow’s Bible-verse cheeks.

whydoihaveablog:

Is it weird that Tumblr does this without even asking a person if they want to do this?

I’m going to abuse my power and see how many flaccid dicks I can get on the LOL page before they revoke my rights. Except, no wait, the concept of starring a bunch of soft cocks for the LOL page is actually kind of funny even if the posts themselves aren’t funny. I would win the LOL page.

Everything is a competition for me. I will win, with or without pictures of a 90 year old man’s dysfunctional penis.

I shouldn’t be so excited about this (I loved the LOL tag! Its readers are precious!) but flaccid penises are funny. Seriously I have one and I laugh at it all the time and when it’s hard I’m not laughing any more so I have to vigorously work to make it flaccid again.

tete-pownshend:

mitt pointing to A VERY GOOD idea

yep indeed cant argue with that act

Woulda #loled this but oh well

luckyshirt:

Amelia.

Cool attitude.

nickdivers:

Thanks to all of these awesome people who helped make a great #lol tag.

Never forget the lulz, guys. Let them live on in your heart.

2gether 5ever

RIP my efforts to get SFW vaginas onto that tag

This is What Happens When You Give Thousands of Stickers to Thousands of Kids (via Rach)

Six-Word Memoirs by Advice Animals | Slacktory

An underrated Slacktory piece from 2011.

nickdouglas:

CR Blog » Blog Archive » How I’d Sink American Vogue

This got 0 notes in 2008.

nickdouglas:

Human Calendar

Just reblogging underrated shit from myself in 2007, y’all.