In my high school’s bathroom. As a student, I didn’t appreciate the classic charm of the design.

Bananagrams

Church was intense.

Rachel with fan

“Tea With Cracker” by Reey Whaar

A former child soldier of the Khmer Rouge defuses a land mine with a pocket knife.

“If you press here, you blow up.”

"The government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion."

—

Treaty signed by George Washington, 1796.

[Our Founders Were NOT Fundamentalists | The Smirking Chimp]

"There’s a great site for writing the same message over and over, “thanks for the add,” and chain letters. It’s called MySpace."

— Etiquette rules on The Sixty-One

"According to Aristotle it was a readily observable truth that aphids arise from the dew which falls on plants, fleas from putrid matter, mice from dirty hay, crocodiles from rotting logs at the bottom of bodies of water, and so on."

— Aristotle, you crazy! [Abiogenesis - Wikipedia]

"It’s a common myth that an earthworm becomes two worms when cut in half. This is not correct. An earthworm can survive being bisected, but only the front half of the worm (where the mouth is located) can survive, while the other half dies."

— I am so sorry, worms of my childhood outdoor days. [List of common misconceptions - Wikipedia]

LOOK AT MY BROTHER’S TWITTER AVATAR HAHA YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM HE’S TAKEN YOU SORRY BITCHES

Use Comcast Bill

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I want a feature where you turn off shitty reblogs of that one thing you stole from Reddit and now fucking everyone has seen it, especially those teen girls who are some whole other Tumblr crowd that only rarely bumps into us real people, which is probably always Meaghan O’s fault.

My brother’s girlfriend told me she reads my blog. Kristen, be glad that you have no idea what the fuck this headline means.

Yeah so I’m definitely writing an Urlesque post about the myriad advice animals. This is Bachelorette Frog.

[Meme Generator]

Going outside.

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