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I think Keyboard Cathy just agreed to play at my housewarming party.

The lady who sang the sashimi song, “It’s like sushiiiiiiii, without the rice!”

How much will my landlord hate me?

“Jeff Levick, president of global advertising at AOL, sums up the company’s editorial policy thus: “we have insights into our audience, and can produce content they want, which leads to engagement, which leads to what advertisers want.” Therein we see the critical difference between the old media attitude towards content and the new media alternative.”

Paul Carr, forgetting how TV, magazines, and most newspapers – pretty much everything but books, now that movies make loads on product placement and merch – have worked for decades

NSFW: Content Is King! Rest In Peace, Content

“The thing about being near famous people is that it is really fun and neat and exciting for about 20 minutes, after which you are just in a room with some strangers who do not particularly like you, but at whom you cannot stop staring.”
“…When trying to impress a woman, it is often helpful to call upon her ancient instincts. To show that you are a strong provider, sometimes it is necessary to kill things. Contrary to popular belief, this is real reason why women like flowers.”
housingworksbookstore:

“In the Great Depression, the New York public libraries were kept open seven days a week,” said Aliqae Geraci, a librarian in Queens and a coordinator of the event. “It is a huge support system for the unemployed and the transient.” (via Brooklyn Read-In Marathon Protests Library Cuts - NYTimes.com)

housingworksbookstore:

“In the Great Depression, the New York public libraries were kept open seven days a week,” said Aliqae Geraci, a librarian in Queens and a coordinator of the event. “It is a huge support system for the unemployed and the transient.” (via Brooklyn Read-In Marathon Protests Library Cuts - NYTimes.com)

“Various studies have found that people marked as low status are given fewer opportunities, encouraged less, evaluated more harshly, and often perform worse over time as a result of their frustration.”

Sizing Up the Nightlife

That is the most frustrating thing ever.

“Know someone. Or know someone who knows someone. If you’re a guy, bring attractive women—ideally younger women in designer clothes. Don’t go with other dudes. And doormen are well versed in trendiness, so wear Coach, Prada, Gucci—but don’t show up in a nice suit with DSW shoes.”

Sizing Up the Nightlife

Or, “How to get into the last place you’d ever want to be.”

“It’s perfect for me as I can walk to work - I won’t walk obviously, I’ll take a limo, but I could walk if I had to.”
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Welcome to the lazy American edition. Now you can decide where the lazy American is too tired to be standing.

Download transparent lazy American

If you post to your own blog, tag with #lazyamerican so we can see what you come up with.

AMURRRRICAAAA

Pick a Bad Photo was originally by marioandrei on Tumblr.

Pick a Bad Photo was originally by marioandrei on Tumblr.

Vampire Weekend: Derp (via reddit)

Vampire Weekend: Derp (via reddit)

I want to be a dodgeball (by 00spool on reddit)

I want to be a dodgeball (by 00spool on reddit)