"It’s a common myth that an earthworm becomes two worms when cut in half. This is not correct. An earthworm can survive being bisected, but only the front half of the worm (where the mouth is located) can survive, while the other half dies."

— I am so sorry, worms of my childhood outdoor days. [List of common misconceptions - Wikipedia]

LOOK AT MY BROTHER’S TWITTER AVATAR HAHA YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM HE’S TAKEN YOU SORRY BITCHES

Use Comcast Bill

[Meme Generator]

I want a feature where you turn off shitty reblogs of that one thing you stole from Reddit and now fucking everyone has seen it, especially those teen girls who are some whole other Tumblr crowd that only rarely bumps into us real people, which is probably always Meaghan O’s fault.

My brother’s girlfriend told me she reads my blog. Kristen, be glad that you have no idea what the fuck this headline means.

Yeah so I’m definitely writing an Urlesque post about the myriad advice animals. This is Bachelorette Frog.

[Meme Generator]

Going outside.

[Meme Generator]

"In 2008, Brazzers created Mofos Network, a harder-edged site. Mofos Network focuses on girls who are less experienced and relatively unknown in the industry with lighter, uncomplicated storylines."

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Yeah, because viewers couldn’t handle the “Primer”-like mindbenders of “MILFs Like it Big.”

[Brazzers - Wikipedia]

"The Elegant Angel film, ‘Alexis Texas is Buttwoman,’ featured her first anal scene."

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Alexis Texas - Wikipedia

Sounds elegant!

February 12 2010
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"Dear visitors from Google. This site is not Facebook. This is a website called ReadWriteWeb that reports on news about Facebook and other Internet services. To access Facebook right now, click here. For future reference, type “facebook.com” into your browser address bar or enter “facebook” into Google and click on the first result. We recommend that you then save Facebook as a bookmark in your browser."

— ReadWriteWeb deals with stupid visitors (via catslock)

DOGHOUSE | Fax Machine Timeline

February 12 2010
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urlesque:

We heard Barbie’s next gig was to be a Computer Programmer, we were like NO WAY — she looks nothing like one of us geeky gals!

My editor is hawt!

Choire Sicha is a Jim Woodring webcomic

Fuck Verizon.

February 11 2010
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"I have a feeling that this word “creepy” — which is clearly, on the internet, one of the worst things you can be — will see a transvaluation the way the word “queer” or the word “bad” did."

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momus (via strutting)

It already happened to stalker. Which is annoying when you have to talk about legit pathological obsession.

February 11 2010
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urlesque:

hellonewworld:

Sales of CJ Corporation’s snack sausages are on the increase in South Korea because of the cold weather; they are useful as a meat stylus for those who don’t want to take off their gloves to use their iPhones. (via kottke)