1 Jul 08
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It’s here! My new sketch show with Jared Horney and director Justin Morrison, Blank White Cards
30 Jun 08
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This involves witty young white people, doesn’t it?
— Sarah Hromack re: whatever my new project is
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William H. Macy plays the Ukulele. The song is secretly titled “It’s funny ‘cause it’s true.”
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Chesterton often forgot where he was supposed to be going and would miss the train that was supposed to take him there. It is reported that on several occasions he sent a telegram to his wife from some distant (and incorrect) location, writing such things as “Am at Market Harborough. Where ought I to be?” to which she would reply, “Home.
— G. K. Chesterton - Wikipedia
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I feel like a kid in one of those “you can make music with everyday objects” scenes. White whines are EVERYWHERE!
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bullshit:


Damn right. It’s a map of my new film idea.

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When you’re feeling really down, watch this and remember that at least you can sing “Wonderwall” better than Jay-Z. UPDATE: My friend Cole was there and says Jay-Z was “taking the piss” (Cole’s not even English, the prick):

asis got all bent out of shape that glastonbury was going ot have a hiphop headliner because the fest has a long history of rock ‘n roll so jay z opened his set with a clip of noel gallagher (of oasis) saying, “there’s no way we’re gonna have hip hop at glastonbury, over my dead body” and then started singing it in mocking fashion to poke fun at the irrelevant rocker
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  • Me: who was the hookup with the tumblr?
  • Him: [URL]
  • Me: how do you do it?
  • Him: i talk fast.
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(via nostrich)
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Anyone know how to teach my Tumblr template to not shrink images and video to 400 pixels?

It’d be nice to do that on this blog, but more importantly I need it so my web show looks good. How did Jake and Amir get 500-pixel-wide videos?

UPDATE: Well that was fast. Y’all astound me. Now my show’s blog looks pristine and beautiful.