YouTube Doubler: Oldsmobile ad set to jazzy hip hop

Nation Shudders At Large Block Of Uninterrupted Text | The Onion

“This is you when Mills posts.” – Cole

Mozilla turns down Metalab, then rips off their design for free

Does any New York realtor not suck?

I fucking hate searching for a new apartment. Any suggestions for three guys searching for a 3 BR up to $3000/mo in Manhattan?

EDIT: To the realtor who asked: I’m nick@toomuchnick.com.

Rich Dicks

March 9 2010
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Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer

(via sharingtime:joshruben:operationfailure)

“Introduction of character suffering from the most topical disability of the present year. Said retard is now under your custody.”

Last line’s the best. Won’t spoil it.

March 8 2010
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"I talked about all this with Meaghan, because she’s not just smart and a writer, she’s also a woman (SURPRISE). A woman with a blog that lots of other women read. So when Meaghan calls other women (or herself) a girl, folks listen. And then it continues."

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A dude named Lou via meaghano

Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement

The Jesus Dance

THIS POST IS VIA RACHEL. THIS POST WHERE OUR LORD WHO IS ALSO GOD, ON THE CROSS DYING FOR OUR SINS, IS HOPPIN’ A-HAPPILY.

The Jesus Dance

PLASTIC JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD OF MY CAR

March 8 2010
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Leon Crawl: Remember that funny thing from this morning, about my mom's email account getting hacked?

At least three of her contacts fell for it and entered into correspondence with the hacker. One former co-worker sent $3000. Two longtime friends who have not been in touch with her recently sent $2000 each. It’s a complete disaster.

Part of the problem, I guess, is that people expect my mom to use sort of funny diction in her writing, so the fact that the email contained lines like “I was robbed at a Gun Point” actually made them more likely to believe it was really her.

I almost fell for this when my grandma lost control of her email account. Everyone: Get your relatives to change their passwords and use correct grammar. Oh, also, if they regularly twitter and blog, they might be safer because they can alert everyone. TAKE THAT, LUDDITES.

"‘I dated a girl with a NuvaRing, while I didn’t know she had one,’ says a 22-year-old who didn’t discover how the couple was preventing baby-making until his penis was already well inside her vagina. ‘I found out the physical way, when I felt the alien object. I immediately recoiled in fear, asking what was wrong. It was frightening. Then she told me her birth control was a ring in her vagina, which I had never heard of.’ He demanded the evidence. ‘She retrieved it—which is a sight to see—and showed it to me, put it back, and we continued,’ he says. ‘I feel like girls should tell people.’"

— Rubber Barons: Why Doesn’t Your Boyfriend Know Jack About Contraception? - Washington City Paper

» Hey Democrats — Get Fired Up! These Posters Will Help - Big Journalism

LOL Republican bloggers

"As a result, according to Encyclopedia Dramatica (or ED, as its frequent patrons know it), “Paul placed FIRST (37%) in the MySpace primary, ahead of Huckabee (18%) and Giuliani (16%).” And though 90% of what gets posted on Encyclopedia Dramatica is freely acknowledged by its readers as ironic, intentionally offensive nonsense, when it comes to meticulously documenting the evolution of internet phenomena, it is one of the most reliable sources available, if you can stomach the NSFW images and extremely offensive language."

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» Internet Lays Foundation for GOP Rebirth - Big Government

The sort of shit I find with my Google alert for 4chan.

Yes, Sarah Palin went to Canada for health care – when she was six and Canada didn't yet have universal health care.

The PS22 chorus does white-people songs too. (via Urlesque)