patrickcassels:

benjaminapple:

Now That’s What I Call Songs Sung To The Tune Of “Two Princes” By The Spin Doctors 5

Do you like all kinds of songs, but wish they sounded like “Two Princes” by the Spin Doctors? This is the compilation album for you!

Written by Jason Saenz. Directed and edited by Benjamin Apple. Vocals by Zack Poitras, voiceover by Benjamin Apple.

A video from this weekend’s Sketch Cram. The singing is by Zack Poitras and is the best thing ever.

Hahaha this feels so long but I watched it all

Cole: horse semen
Cole: it's donkey genitals
Cole: the semen is that of a horse

The Bible’s purpose is not so much to show you how to live a good life. The Bible’s purpose is to show you how God’s grace breaks into your life against your will and saves you from the sin and brokenness otherwise you would never be able to overcome… religion is ‘if you obey, then you will be accepted’. But the Gospel is, ‘if you are absolutely accepted, and sure you’re accepted, only then will you ever begin to obey’. Those are two utterly different things. Every page of the Bible shows the difference.

Tim Keller (via nickdivers)

That Donkey Semen Verse.gif

When someone explains something new to me, I’ll usually just nod my head like I know what they’re talking about. If I don’t understand something, I’ll just Google it later. After all, I don’t want this person to think I’m a moron. Smart people are different. If they don’t understand something, or even if they think they understand something, they’ll ask questions.

tommy’s tenacious tumblr: What I’ve Learned About Smart People.

Guilty.

 

Kickstarter - CASH Music Platform

Just pledged $10 to these guys, seconds after finding out they existed via Jonathan Coulton.

mbimotmog:

When I was a palm tree, I spoke like a palm tree, I thought like a palm tree, I reasoned like a palm tree. When I became a triceratops, I gave up palm treeish ways.

mbimotmog:

When I was a palm tree, I spoke like a palm tree, I thought like a palm tree, I reasoned like a palm tree. When I became a triceratops, I gave up palm treeish ways.

All is made of yes

(Source: vimeo.com, via cesspoo)

slacktory:

What Men’s Interest Magazines Are Really About | Modern Primate
Slacktory has a brother blog! We are being semi-secret about it, but they just published three brilliant photoshops of men’s magazines so we wanted to show you.

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slacktory:

What Men’s Interest Magazines Are Really About | Modern Primate

Slacktory has a brother blog! We are being semi-secret about it, but they just published three brilliant photoshops of men’s magazines so we wanted to show you.

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Racist Cop Went On Hateful Online Rampage, Subway Performers Allege: Gothamist

As a redditor says:

Oh god. It all makes sense now.

YouTube commenters are all shitty NYPD cops.

colinfitzpatrick replied to your photo: GoddessAlert - Beta List Oh dear what

click through to ‘interviews’ and check out the pic of the founder

Nah that’s just the founder of the Beta List service, unaffiliated with the startups they list.

Even Critics of Safety Net Increasingly Depend on It - NYTimes.com

tl;dr: Poor Republicans being short-sighted assholes.

BOOBIES & KITTENS (by PistolShrimps)

Those photos of women finding salad hilarious are absurd, but they’re also, depending on how you look at them, a symptom of a serious horrible malevolent force in our culture that hurts and even sometimes kills (yes! kills!) women. But instead of calling them out in the classical Jezebel style of LOOK AT HOW THIS TERRIBLE THING HARMS WOMEN, GET ANGRY AND COMMENT, Edith just stacked them up in a big pile. The overall effect of this post is so subtle and so hilarious that these images’ power– instead of being exaggerated because now we’re all up in arms! comment!! — was diffused in an instant. A reader – well, let’s not generalize, this reader– goes, in those ten seconds of scrolling, from feeling secretly obscurely injured by a giant force outside her control to snickering at that force, which is revealed as idiotic and petty. That is genius. It’s also something only the blog medium, which is what Edith’s a genius of, can achieve.

Laughing and crying « Emily Magazine

Edith is such a genius that reading Emily Gould appreciate Edith’s genius makes me feel the closest I’ve ever felt to Emily Gould.

Rachel and I can’t tell where the Frogman ends and Hagrid begins.

(Source: thefrogman)

CUDDLE FUDDLE by DEDDY