29 Jun 08
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Blank White Cards Titlecard: For my show, which launches Tuesday.
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So Googling a city + “time” gives you their local time, even my dinky town. Another reason I wanna sex Google up. And good morning, Warsaw.
FarkerPeaceboy
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markn:

What an awesome interview. Beats the shit out of Jay Leno

willw:

Arrested Development Movie Kinda Confirmed | Laughing Squid

Jason Bateman, king of the deadpan.

28 Jun 08
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Eagle soccer triptych
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If you wanted to live in a world where no one called you out in a public sphere, you probably should have been a banker.
— The indomitable Will Leitch in “Someone Hates You Online. Try Not To Be Offended.
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Increasingly there seems to be a disconnect between the Internet that journalists write about and the Internet that people actually use.

Aw man guys, my bad.

(from Lubbock Online)

27 Jun 08
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Something I'd Like To See

dangurewitch:

If you can dream it, it exists in fetish form on the internet. Here’s one that I have yet to see: people that love having their butthole screamed into (or, conversely, love screaming into buttholes). Basically, it would work like this. Person A would pull apart the buttcheeks of Person B, and scream at the top of their lungs into Person B’s butthole. Then, both parties would rejoice and go about their day.

I’m a simple man and I don’t ask for much.

Can we get the Internet on this? Don’t make me ask 4chan.

UPDATE: A commenter points out that in the film Shortbus a guy sings the National Anthem into another guy’s ass. Good night, and good luck.

text comments The webcomic Diesel Sweeties = The first act of Juno
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I am aware that I may get public mockary for this post....BUUUUUT

amandalynferri:

Can you guys please tell me what your favorite ska albums are? It doesn’t matter which wave of ska, I am interested in all. I have recently been listening to a lot lately, but realize that I have very few ska albums past ‘99.

If you can find it, there’s this British ska band called the Pietasters. They had a song called “Maggie Mae” that didn’t go like the other song called “Maggie Mae.”

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You guys miss all the good TV ads too right? Here’s the Discovery Channel’s “Boom De Yada,” which makes this XKCD make much more sense.