6h057 replied to your quote: And the bitter underminers, well, they’re too…
God help you if Balk wrote this! I DON’T CLICK ON BALK!
And the other bitter underminers…
And the bitter underminers, well, they’re too obvious to even worry about. OMG they’re going to make fun of you on their Tumblr!? That’s okay. They are just frustrated. Be nice to them, they can get better with time, because eventually most of them realize that composing nasty emails about people they don’t really know to their friends all day has been a waste of their energies. Some of these people turn out great actually!
Nailed It: How to Make the Perfect Valentine’s Day
Thank you to Rachel Fershleiser for co-starring and Tom Leveritt for directing.
This episode, which unsettled me so much during editing that I nearly cried, is dedicated to my girlfriend Rachel, who loves handmade valentines.
I don’t care if this image is old and nobody’s talking about tennis right now. This one gets me every time.
“LOL I unno” and “I have no idea what I’m doing” and “Look at all the fucks I give” are the internet making up for the abortion that was “FAIL”.
Supposing some unfortunate lady was confined with twins and one child was born 10 minutes before 1 o’clock; if the clock was put back, the registration of the time of birth of the two children would be reversed. … Such an alteration might conceivably affect the property and titles in that house.
— Lord Balfour of Burleigh, opposing daylight saving time, House of Lords, May 1916 (via Futility Closet)
(Source: what-it-do)
I can’t believe something as gross as your parents having sex made something as normal as you!
— 21 Better Facebook Birthday Messages by Caity Weaver for Slacktory (via slacktory)
(via slacktory)
Slacktory: What is the worst joke ever?
This morning I was thinking about the worst joke ever.
Not the cheesiest joke or the most tasteless joke. I’m talking about the worst attempt at humor I can think of, a joke that fell so flat I’m angry it even exists. A joke I wish never existed, because it is awful and stupid and evokes a…
Nobody sits around and plays Farmville. Nobody gets embroiled in a flame war concerning the portrayal of Klingons in human vids or just sits and watches vids with their feet up. Nope. The brave men and women of the future read (super old) books, talk to each other face to face, and even in their VR fantasies practice for things they will have to do in real life or, admittedly quite realistically, have space holosex. There is no WoW. There are no video games at all unless they are evil ones from Risa that will suck out your brains.
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#shitsiskosays - Charlie’s Diary
An essay on the lack of time-wasting and social media in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
