Amazing Horse - Weebl's Stuff

“With a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane, and it turns back again if you tug on its winkie.”

Jon Stewart - Chatroulette | Geekosystem

Bahaha, Natali Del Conte’s facepalm ended up in a Daily Show inset.

March 5 2010
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How the Invention of a Fake Movie Exec Created a Writing Career

nedhepburn:

(via girlnamedcaptain)

this is brilliant.

March 5 2010
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bonerparty:

this is my favorite one, and i think still sums up the site, so without further ado, it’s been an awesome project and i’ve loved doing it for you. i’ll leave you with this.
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basically i want to be able to look at my son one day - right in the eye - and say “your mom was fucking hot”. and then we high five, me and the kid. or something. i haven’t thought all this out yet.

Goodnight sweet prince.

Motown Single Ladies (via Emmy C)

"The announcement sign [for a Duane Reade] recently appeared on new development on the corner of Bedford and North 3rd, which just happens to be directly across the street from local drugstore Kings Pharmacy."

— Racked NY

March 5 2010
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neighborhoodr-williamsburg:

Williamsburg Bagel Store Owner: I’m Priced Out for Starbucks - Gothamist

Well fuck. my. ass. Looks like I’m moving to Manhattan just in time.

I Call Dibs On Adopting This Kid | Videogum

Remember, Internet: If a little girl dances to a pop song, it’s because she’s a skankabitch and society’s going down the shitter.

If a little boy dances to a pop song, he is a playa.

March 5 2010
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stryker:

The country’s most successful Tupperware salesman is a drag queen. But he’s not selling Tupperware, he’s selling kitsch. Genius.

This lady-dude is a scream!

March 5 2010
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"These people call 9-1-1 when McDonalds runs out of chicken nuggets and expect Obama to answer the phone."

— Rush Limbaugh, just now, on blacks, taken out of context by me. (by stryker)

Rach and I tried to watch ‘Up’ last night.

After a half hour, we were so bored we turned it off and watched a ‘West Wing’.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

Twitter: The Criterion Collection (via Urlesque)

Thank god everyone chose the really funny ones.

“I cut off my thumbs so people think I don’t have thumbs. I do, they’re in my pockets.”

How Mark Zuckerberg Hacked The Harvard Crimson

According to a Business Insider source, back at Harvard, Mark Zuckerberg took the failed login info from some Harvard Crimson staff and tried the passwords they’d used on Facebook to open their email accounts.

What a dirty little trick. Totally using it in a story.

"The tree, which was at least 4862 years old and likely approaching or over 5000 years, was cut down in 1964 by a graduate student and U.S. Forest Service personnel for research purposes. They did not know of its world-record age before the cutting."

— Prometheus (tree) - Wikipedia

Barney Blowjob

It would be years before nick had his first homosexual experience, but the signs were there from early on.