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What do Programmers Feel About their Software? (graphs of source code comments made with Synesketch)
My parents dog Jack has a lot of weird fears and quirks. My brother discovered that if a laundry basket or some large object is up against the wall in front of the hallway door leading into the kitchen, Jack won’t go around it to get past. He’ll only go once you move the object from the wall. Weirdo.
The machines always tend to look perfect. The only way to be even close to sure is to pick an uggo.— AveryEdison.com - - John Connor, after saving the human race from destruction at the hands of Skynet, tries the dating scene.
The movie combo game.
Lindsey Lohan (or Jodie Foster) switches places with her mother and goes on a murderous rampage, avenging the death of her son.
Oooh, Tropic Days of Thunder! Here: Two pod people having an affair conspire to murder one’s husband.
EDIT: Oops, I reblogged the wrong quote or something. The answer was Freaky Friday the Thirteenth.
Ok so: The Times says that the U.S., who have been friendly with the Honduran military and critical of Zelaya’s referendum, still feel that the summary ousting of Zelaya feels too much like a coup.
Meanwhile “thousands of Mr. Zelaya’s backers” are fighting with soldiers, and those in favor of the current government say they’re planning their own rally.
What does this come down to? Does majority rule matter here, when it’s a question of whose angry mob is bigger? And does the new government have any chance with all its neighbors either cutting trade, withdrawing ambassadors, or vowing to topple it?
The movie combo game
The last fertile woman is on trial for a military murder.
Children of a Few Good Men. Or is it A Few Good Children of Men? Hmmm.
After his partner is killed in an oceanography accident, the main character wishes jaguar sharks had never been born, until an angel shows him what everyone’s life would have been like without them.
It’s a Wonderful Life Aquatic.
Two sexually liberated Czechs find a portal into a respected actor’s head.
