thedailywhat:

Star Trek Sing-Along of the Day: Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the Star Trek: TNG theme music had lyrics? Well, luckily for you, YouTuber qcotms has gone ahead and written those lyrics, along with lyrics for the Deep Space Nine and Voyager themes as well.

So he’s got that going for him which is nice.

[warmingglow.]

You Must Sing Along With This of the Year.

(via shitdisco)

(via shitdisco)

thedailywhat:


Tweet of the Day: What you did there: I see it.
[@jasonmustian / reddit.]

thedailywhat:

Tweet of the Day: What you did there: I see it.

[@jasonmustian / reddit.]

“Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid is opposing plans by a Muslim organization to build an Islamic center near the World Trade Center site, after President Barack Obama said the group has the right to proceed.”

Senate’s Reid Opposes Plan to Build Islamic Center Near Trade Center Site - Bloomberg

Oh fuck you, Reid.

At least he seems to be saying they have the right, though he thinks it’s a bad idea.

I mean, at least that’s only stupid, not treasonous to the idea of freedom of religion.

cameronr:

it’s that easy

THAT’S HOW IT’S FORMED

cameronr:

it’s that easy

THAT’S HOW IT’S FORMED

“Some days, when a deadline’s looming and my brain’s refusing to co-operate, I’m tempted to perform some kind of psychological cleansing ceremony. More than once I’ve wondered whether I should prepare for the writing process by wishing my inner critic inside a nearby object – a tennis ball, say – which I could then symbolically hurl out of the window before taking a seat at my desk. It sounds like the kind of thing Paul McKenna would do. He’s massively successful and can probably levitate.”
“Essentially, public opinion on this issue is divided into thirds. About a third of the country thinks that not only do the developers have a right to build the mosque, but that it’s a perfectly appropriate thing to do. Another third think that while the development is in poor taste, the developers nevertheless have a right to build it. And the final third think that not only is the development inappropriate, but the developers have no right to build it — perhaps they think that the government should intervene to stop it in some fashion.”
“But cocaine is such an ironic drug.”

Overheard from a straight faced intern outside Gawker HQ (via stryker)

I hope this is one of the interns I beat at beer pong while telling them that they’d get fired soon.

stryker:

barthel:

andyhutchins:

Peep the feet and tell me this doesn’t beg for a DEAL WITH IT GIF.


NANNY STATER’S GONNA NANNY STATE

reblogging for great justice

stryker:

barthel:

andyhutchins:

Peep the feet and tell me this doesn’t beg for a DEAL WITH IT GIF.

NANNY STATER’S GONNA NANNY STATE

reblogging for great justice

“i must’ve be 8 yrs old when my dad came home and gave me plastic bag containing a partially damaged (but still working) snes and DKC2. he did maintenance work for an apartment complex and some people had left it to be discarded after they moved. the console didn’t even come with a controller—it didn’t matter. i cleaned everything off, plugged it all in, and watched the opening of the game for almost half an hour. i couldn’t wait to play. goodtimes, nintendo.”
“caseymckinnon: Him: “Nick Douglas got the Twitter handle @nick.” Me: “Whose duck did he sick to get THAT one?!”
“Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak just because a baby can’t chew it.”
“I took a master class with Billy Wilder once and he said that in the first act of a story you put your character up in a tree and the second act you set the tree on fire and then in the third you get him down.”

Star Wars Producer Gary Kurtz

I’d always read it as “you throw rocks at him,” which we can all agree is a way pussy version compared to this.