24 Jun 08
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hystericalparoxysm:

Target Women: Yogurt
[via Hudson Meredith]

“Yogurt-eaters come from every race, but just one socio-economic class: the class that wears gray hoodies. It’s that ‘I have a Master’s, but then I got married!’ look.”

link comments What I Learned Today - Do you know what's going on in Zimbabwe? Sure, but can you give it to me in three sentences?
link comments San Francisco Bay Guardian : Best of the Bay 2008 Remember to vote for Melissa Gira Grant as Best Sex Writer!
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Alex Pareene wins the Internet
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I came in about four writers into the process. It’s kind of hard to write a “better” scene than the last writer when the rules are that you can only change 30 percent of each scene or completely change 30 percent of the scenes, per Katzenberg screening. So, for instance, in this scene, the panda comes up a flight of stairs carrying a bucket of water, slips on a banana peel, says something to two geese and does an air guitar. The good news? There can be anything in the bucket. Your mission: make the movie better.
— Dan Harmon talks about working on “Kung Fu Panda”
23 Jun 08
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Dobson took aim at examples Obama cited in asking which Biblical passages should guide public policy - chapters like Leviticus, which Obama said suggests slavery is OK and eating shellfish is an abomination, or Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount, “a passage that is so radical that it’s doubtful that our own Defense Department would survive its application.
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My Way News - Dobson accuses Obama of ‘distorting’ Bible

So Obama is the President from The West Wing!
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Gee Shane, I’m not sure, but I’m hoping you did not intend to invite your Aunt to a beer drinking, erotic party. Just for future reference the response will always be a no
— My aunt on Facebook. That’s a bold move on my brother’s part, inviting everyone on his friend list to his underage drinking party — including our little sister and aunt.
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GOP: Hear that, America? He’s THAT guy at the country club!
AMERICA: What? I don’t belong to a country club! I don’t know what you’re talking about!
GOP: Oh, you know, it’s like you’ve just finished a round of golf at the club and you’re having a cigar and you’re talking about the merger deal and this guy comes up—
AMERICA: I’m sorry, I don’t have time to talk right now, they’re foreclosing on my house. I have to go.
— John Moe on Karl Rove calling Obama “the guy at the country club making snide comments about everyone.”
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Someone beat Obama to appropriating the Presidential Seal. (Except these seals from the National Republican Senatorial Committee look as old and busted as McCain’s logo.)
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Bad back