The movie combo game
A firefighter attends a Pittsburgh hockey game and fights terrorists who plan to kill the vice president. He successfully plays goalie. Meanwhile, zombies with a flesh-eating virus attack a bunch of losers and a woman with a machine-gun leg.
Answer: Sudden Death Proof
New Plot: A man is forced to watch terrible movies with a couple robot companions who, with the help of a very small army, defend his country from the evil Persian emperor Xerxes. Ultimately to their death.
Mystery Science Theater 300!
The last fertile woman is on trial for a military murder.
This is one of those great things that reminds you “oh yeah, I can build whatever I want — no matter how random — with a handful of web and some spare time.” Wonderful.
Topherchris you should totes be jealous of this web toy.
The movie combo game
And now the royal bacon plot: An orca whale is trapped inside a giant pool of chocolate. He befriends a race of candy-making midget people that, through a series of punny sweets, help him escape into the wild.
Free Willy Wonka.
An overly obsessed high school girl makes Mickey Mouse’s life a living hell after a one-night stand. The girl befriend’s Mickey’s girlfriend, a stereotypical black centaur.
By the way, the movie combo game is from Something Awful and I heard about it from the lovely Drew Grant
I name the combined plot, you guess the combined movie title and write your own combined plot:
A normal-looking girl and her family travel in a van to a clinic where more conventionally pretty girls get their memories erased.
A: Little Miss Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A butler and a housekeeper never admit their true feelings for one another until an alien shows up and threatens to destroy the planet.
Remains of the Day After Tomorrow
A man begins to find himself the subject of narration that only he can hear as his life intertwines with many others in their tales of violence and redemption
Stranger Than Pulp Fiction! GOD THAT’S A GOOD ONE. Okay. A crazy German scientist prepares for the end of the world, along with eight other plots about British people that barely intertwine and don’t satisfy. Also, airports.
The concept of film has been duly deconstructed
A British spy with a penchant for gambling pretends he’s dying so his family will love him. He invents a drink.Casino Royale Tenenbaum
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