— McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Lit 101 Class in Three Lines or Less.The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
C.S. LEWIS: Finally, a utopia ruled by children and populated by talking animals.
THE WITCH: Hi, I’m a sexually mature woman of power and confidence.
C.S. LEWIS: Ah! Kill it, lion Jesus!

Internet Meme T-Shirt by Chop Shop. Link
This will be my chest in a week. By the way, that is the best-designed damn checkout form I’ve ever had the pleasure of filling.
When I used to wait tables, one thing I learned early on was that a small mistake by me or the kitchen was actually an opportunity for me to make more money. Customers were routinely far more impressed with a well-handled mistake than with trouble-free service….This phenomenon was so predictably true, I’d often alert customers to mistakes I’d noticed and remedied in the kitchen that they’d otherwise never have discovered, simply in order to collect on their gratitude.— Remiel: Netflix Says They’re Sorry
We edited our newest D&D podcast to remove a couple of uh…inappropriate remarks. At one point someone said that “rape is a minor action.” He did not mean to imply that the act of rape was not significant. He was simply saying that if, in the course of a D&D adventure you were to rape a goblin, that would be considered a “minor action” thus still allowing you to move and propose an attack.— Gabe - Penny Arcade (via colestryker)

Found the new Pheltup office!
Update: A Flickr user named “clamhead” had the nerve to copy my photo and accuse me of copying it. We are now in mediation in this Pehltup thread.

datn:
Barack Obama by Steam Crow Press (via obamaporn & WilWheaton)
Hot damn, that’s one steamy blog full of Obama Porn!
Complaint #233
“If I wanted my Firefox to look like Safari, I’d just use Safari.”
-Whine by Robina
Amen, comedic whiner. Anyone found a theme for FF3 that looks like FF2?



