Too Much Nick

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

C.S. LEWIS: Finally, a utopia ruled by children and populated by talking animals.

THE WITCH: Hi, I’m a sexually mature woman of power and confidence.

C.S. LEWIS: Ah! Kill it, lion Jesus!

When I used to wait tables, one thing I learned early on was that a small mistake by me or the kitchen was actually an opportunity for me to make more money. Customers were routinely far more impressed with a well-handled mistake than with trouble-free service….This phenomenon was so predictably true, I’d often alert customers to mistakes I’d noticed and remedied in the kitchen that they’d otherwise never have discovered, simply in order to collect on their gratitude.

We edited our newest D&D podcast to remove a couple of uh…inappropriate remarks. At one point someone said that “rape is a minor action.” He did not mean to imply that the act of rape was not significant. He was simply saying that if, in the course of a D&D adventure you were to rape a goblin, that would be considered a “minor action” thus still allowing you to move and propose an attack.