Oh, I forgot which Jews we’re saving today. Better check Schindler’s list.

What If Every Movie Had the Title of the Movie in It | Slacktory

Also: “Wow, that thing’s got some huge jaws!”

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Supercut: Reaction Videos (Turn Down Your Headphones) | Slacktory

The first thing you need to know about YouTube reaction videos is that people are really loud.

See if you can guess how many girls are doing what with how many cups.

lianamaris:

Things that cannot screen for breast cancer and things that can.

lianamaris:

Things that cannot screen for breast cancer and things that can.

beatonna:

Is there any other topic to look up that gets better headlines in old newspapers than Annexation?  I ask you.

I wanna hear Jenny Slate say the one on the right.

internetnewsnetworknetwork:

Breaking: Newt Gingrich escapes from campaign, returns to wolves who raised him

internetnewsnetworknetwork:

Breaking: Newt Gingrich escapes from campaign, returns to wolves who raised him

rachelfershleiser:

Who wore it best?

My girlfriend visited Sesame Street.

The best people you’ll ever find in this world are the people that are already enthusiastic about you/the things you’re enthusiastic about and want to form a human connection because of it.

drink your juice.

Him: Question: dolphin or orangutan? Which one do you save?
Me [smiling, still walking]: Neither.
Him [shouting to my back as I round a corner]: No! Both! The answer was "both"!

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Harry Shearer: Found Objects - The Florida Republican Debate

Actual footage of CNN tech-rehearsing the Jacksonville Republican debate with stand-ins.

The fake intros at the end are cute, but my favorite part is the announcer’s little placeholder whistle.

(Source: youtube.com)

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Justin Hall’s weekly Webcomic Webcomic: Ctrl+C | Slacktory

I know that feel.

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Justin Hall’s weekly Webcomic Webcomic: Ctrl+C | Slacktory

I know that feel.

tehawesome:

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I made gifs from my favorite part of Nathan Barnatt dancing in the music video for Yelle - Comme Un Enfant (Freaks Remix).

NOW will you watch the dang video? It is a really good video.

I’m good enough at using Adobe Premiere that I can make animated gifs now! Can’t wait to stop writing and start helping Tumblr devolve into a void of recycled gifs and reposted images from Reddit!

Just kidding, but seriously, it was satisfying to make these. However, I found myself asking questions like, “What 2-second segments really define the narrative of this sequence of gifs?” Leave it to my dumb brain to intellectualize the creation of stupid ol’ gifs.

I love reading about process! Henry tells me he has some helpful Premiere presets for animated GIF pulling; would any GIF makers be interested in reading more on this insidery process stuff?

Shitloads more on Imgur

Shitloads more on Imgur

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