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You’re Not Mark Ruffalo
Look, we’ve tried everything, but you’re not Mark Ruffalo. You’re a really great guy, but you’ll never be the star of such films as Zodiac and The Brothers Bloom, and you’ll never be as mumbly and handsome. I’m sorry, but I guess you can’t count on me. Please leave.
Whoa. Check out their full list (to date) here...tell me they aren’t dealbreakers. These...
I would marry him in a second, no questions asked. He survived a BRAIN TUMOR. I’m like… finally, A REAL MAN.
It’s amazing how easy it is to eliminate potential suitors this way. Although, i would replace
Best Dealbreaker yet. Liz Lemon kinda jacked your shit last night, huh? That bitch.