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A firefighter attends a Pittsburgh hockey game and fights terrorists who plan to kill the vice president. He successfully plays goalie. Meanwhile, zombies with a flesh-eating virus attack a bunch of losers and a woman with a machine-gun leg.
Answer: Sudden Death Proof
New Plot: A man is forced to watch terrible movies with a couple robot companions who, with the help of a very small army, defend his country from the evil Persian emperor Xerxes. Ultimately to their death.
Mystery Science Theater 300!
The last fertile woman is on trial for a military murder.
Answer: Lars and the Valley of the Real Dolls Three men find themselves in a pickle when a baby shows up on the...
Lars and the Real Girl, Interrupted! I don’t have one, I just felt good for figuring that one out. :D
Answer: First Blood Diamond. This is fun. New movie combo: A Vietnam Vet and former cop turned car delivery driver races...
Old School Ties! Samuel L. Jackson must save...whole crew gets food poisoning.
Tropic Days Of Thunder. I love this game. Brendan Fraser is a jewish student who gets a scholarship to a WASPy college....
Tropic Thunderdome?
Freaky Friday the Thirteenth Here’s mine: Crawl (Pauly Shore) joins his friend Becca at her South Dakota home while on...
Thunder! Here: Two pod people having an affair conspire to murder one’s husband. EDIT: Oops, I reblogged
Answer: First Blood Diamond My turn: A tight group of criminals, seeking to repay money they’ve already stolen from a...
Freaky Friday the 13th. David Spade stars as an idiot elite military officer operating out of The Pit, takes on an evil...
Tropic Days of Thunder? Lindsey Lohan (or Jodie Foster) switches places with her mother and goes on a murderous rampage,...
Troop Beverly Hills. Ben Stiller thinks he’s making a movie about a race car rally through
Plot: A conman accidentally teaches an Austrian family about the joys of song. But soon after they form a marching band...
Analyze this Father of the Bride? Did I do it right?
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventures...an apartment-hopping deadbeat family helps chaperone...
Bill & Ted’s Dazed and Confused Adventure The head of the mafia has tries to get a grip on reality while his young...
The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich Two young stoners travel through time to prevent a failing grade in...
Answer: First Blood Diamond New Plot: On her way to perform in a national beauty contest, a young girl’s memories are...
Bicentennial Rain Man
Answer: Romancing the Family Stone. New movie combo: A hustler from Los Angeles doesn’t understand why he didn’t inherit...
title - schindler’s bucket list. plot - 3 crime fighting women with a mysterious patron decide to become mortal for the...
Answer: First Blood Diamond New movie combo (hint - this is complicated by a third, musical element): A romance novelist...
The Unbearable Lightness...Being John Malkovich. Sir Thomas More
The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich A cop with split personalities tries to have a meeting with the CEO of...
It’s a Wonderful Life Aquatic. Two sexually liberated Czechs find a portal into a respected actor’s head.
Few Good Men. Or is it A Few Good Children of Men? Hmmm. After...killed in an oceanography...
Answer: Lars and the Real Girl, Interrupted New Plot: during world war two six women stay in a bar/gambling joint in...
Children of a Few Good Men A successful publish from a small coal mining town has himself cryogenically frozen so he can...
Mystery Science Theater 300! The last fertile woman is on trial for a military murder.
Answer: Rambo: First Blood Diamond? New plot: A drug-addled balding freelance journalist and his Samoan attorney travel...
terminally ill Nazi party member heads off on...thousand jews before he dies.
Answer: Sudden Death Proof New Plot: A man is forced to watch terrible movies with a couple robot companions who, with...
Free Willy Wonka. An overly obsessed high school girl makes Mickey Mouse’s life
Lost Boys” Drew Barrymore, in a coming of age (ahem) story about moving...Los Angeles, and...
Answer: Lars and the Real Girl, Interrupted And now the royal bacon plot: A sentient, robotic orca whale is the lone...
Answer: The Turning Point Break. New plot: Two men go undercover as women to investigate a series of suspicious deaths...
Answer: Rambo - First Blood Diamond New plot: Two intelligent, socially inept high school boys attempt to create the...
Answer: First Blood Diamond A firefighter attends a Pittsburgh hockey game and fights terrorists who plan to kill the...
Enemy of the Altered State Herion addicted LA comedy writer trying to make it on the streets of New York as a Cowboy...
First Blood Diamond...get laid before high school is
Enemy of the Altered States An aging ex-ballerina, regretting her decision to raise a family over pursuing a life on the...
Jay And Silent Bob’s…Excellent Adventure? Bogus Journey? I dunno, man. No connecting words, or I’m missing something....
Answer: Lars and the Real Girl, Interrupted This is fun. New movie combo: A mentally unstable Vietnam vet begins a...
Lars and the Girl, Interrupted?
Answer: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to the Future New plot: A delusional young man buys a life-size sex doll over the...
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to the Future A lawyer becomes a target by a corrupt politician and his NSA goons when...
washed-up sailor helps a family pilot their boat and ends up dueling in a post-apocalyptic future.
Answer: Little shop of Rocky Horror Picture show My post: Two pot smoking half-wits from New Jersey travel back in time...
Jesus Christ Superstar Wars. My friend Drew figured it out and we all agreed it’s brilliant. Okay. A retirement-age Jack...
The Sound Of Music Man...Mr Holland’s Sound Of Music or Swastika Act 2: Back In The Habit...
The Sound of Music Man?...newly engaged couple, whoose car breaks down in
The Empire Christs Back? (I am bad at this game.)
young farm boy joins...rebel alliance against...powerful...