Too Much Nick

sokeri:

indefensible:

So here are three kinds of male attractiveness.

1: Hyper-pretty men that everyone knows are attractive even if straight guys don’t say it because they are afraid of being called gay.  IE Brad Pitt.

2: Handsome guys that make women go week at the knees because they’re good looking but also somehow masculine: IE Clive Owen.

3: Guys that it would be awesome to look like because they’re not good looking but they look like they were carved out of stone with a chainsaw.

EG: Jurgen Prochnow. Even his name is fantastic. Say it. It’s like chewing tobacco and a handful of gravel at the same time. That’s one magnificent brute.

you can only come up with 3? as a straight woman, I could certainly come up with more than 3 kinds of female attractiveness.

There’s definitely a fourth category for “cute but not hot,” which include me and, if I’m not being insulting, our dear indefensible. Ladies: You are allowed to call me hot! But I’m not gonna say I’m any of the three above.