“So if you like San Francisco, or even if you don’t but you’re still planning on staying, this article is not for you. Also, if you’re the type who sends angry emails to writers, or basically if you’re going to judge this article based on the facts I present and give me anything but fawning encouragement, you should just close this window. Well, first you should refresh the page and maybe click an ad, then you should close the window.”
– From my first post for SF Weekly: So You’re Leaving San Francisco. I am the poor man’s Dave Barry of SF expats.
