“My dad used to call me into the bathroom to look at his poop. I was always shocked out of my mind. It looked like little stars and perfect circles and even dog bones. I couldn’t figure out why mine always looked stupid. Turns out he was throwing dog food into the toilet and waiting for it to bloat up before calling me in.”

Reddit’s “What Tricks Did Your Parents Play on You?” Thread Makes You Respect Your Elders | Slacktory

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    When I was 3, my “job” was to hold open the screen door while my parents carried in the bags of groceries from the car....
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