“How scared are you that I can convince people I’m right? Because I’m good at it. No, I’m really good at it. You see, I know how to turn up the charm and charisma without putting people off. Then I back up what I’m saying with arguments that, when they come out of my mouth, sound completely accurate and well-reasoned. And I do it with such passion that people automatically recognize me as a man with deep convictions he will stand up for, no matter what.”
Paul Ryan: Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving Shit Out Of You, Don’t I? | The Onion
The Onion is just doing straight-up political analysis now, thinly disguised as (and also functional as) humor.
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