Harry swung the guitar and decapitated Dobby. He took the head of his fallen friendslave and tore open his stomach, stuffing the head inside. Harry vomited a river of steam and summoned a great meteor from space to smash into Hogwarts and kill everyone there, for no reason at all. A vision then appeared. It was Dumbledore, entombed in his cursed mummy armor, calling Harry from his Moonbase which wasn’t on a moon.
“Harry, you must rock the fuck out.”
— HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, a Harry Potter fanfic - FanFiction.Net
