“You know what sucks? Doing dishes. That’s why we have dishwashers. You know what else sucks? Emptying dishwashers and putting the dishes away. So I’ve come up with a new solution: Two dishwashers. One is for clean dishes, the other is for dirty dishes and they alternate every time you run them.”

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