Best Of Tumblr 2

  • Cole Stryker: 4chan does “Pimp My Ride”
  • Kayfabe: Twister sheets
  • Topher Chris: Garfield Minus Garfield and Jon Plus Me Screaming My Guts Out
  • Taylor McKnight: Everything has lots of calories and now you’ll know in NYC
  • Kyle Bunch: How to fake being a wine/scotch/beer snob (original here)
  • Mat Honan: Running for Office: It’s Like A Flamewar with a Forum Troll, but with an Eventual Winner (original here; this Kansas state representative met his goal of 3000 donors with the help of an xkcd-style comic)
  • Nicholas Carlson: “I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.” — David Lee Roth
  • Richard Dunlop-Walters: Mamihlapinatapai: A look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start. Real word in a language with one remaining elderly speaker.
  • Melissa Gira Grant: God we are such fucking grownups. “Here’s the problem, though. I want you to have what you want, but I want me to be what you want.”

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