Hey Nick, I found your website through ValleyWag where I saw you were listed as emeritus.

— Because I don’t write there any more. THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULDN’T PITCH ME ABOUT YOUR SPEECH RECOGNITION FACEBOOK APP. While you’re here, I’ll save you some time: No one at Valleywag wants to hear about it either.

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