(via meaghano)
The horror that Meaghan describes at hearing the above cliché is equal to my disdain for anyone who says it. “Die in a fire” means “I am an unoriginal asshole.”
Tell people to fuck off. Tell them to eat a dick. Don’t tell people to die, you little prick, and don’t reveal in the process that you get all your put-downs from BoingBoing.
Or I will throw up a little in your mouth.