Crushed Under The Wheels Of Cakefart

alexblagg:

luxnightmare:

I liked it better when I saw it on Fleshbot. WEEKS AGO.

Y’all are behind the curve. Again.

blakeley:

youngmanhattanite:

I’m so glad that Blakeley introduced the Internet to Cakefarts.

Good thing only desperate horndogs who don’t know how to look for porn themselves read that site.  I dragged this puppy into the mainstream and I’m riding Cakefarts all the way to the top.  When I get my $400K advance on the book deal (working title is “Let Them Eat Cakefarts” which will be swiftly followed by a sequel featuring slightly more stylized cakes, called “Birthday Cakefarts”), you will all rue the day you dared to take credit for this deliciously flatulent treasure, which I rightfully discovered and served for mainstream consumption.  Cakefarts.

Won’t anyone think of the girl who selflessly beefed on a chocolate cake? Once again the chattering class has co-opted the efforts of the proletariat!