7 Sep 08
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“Well, you see I called in the fire and you didn’t mention me in the article.”

“Why would we mention you? Did you start the fire?”

“No it was electrical I think.”

“Why would we mention you?”

“Well I called it in”

“Are you a fucking retard?”

“I am actually.”

“And I swear to Sweet Athena of Greece: Strip me from your fucking reblog or choose to reblog someone who posted the same thing as me and you are UNFOLLOWED!”