Based solely on your feedback we have decided to fire the offending party, Steve Kalning. Instead of sending him to HR and wasting their time, I have cc’d him on this email and this will act as his official notice. Clean out your desk Steve.
— A response to an e-mail reading “One [of] the commentators in episode 2 sounded really bored.” Game developer Valve gets satirical in “Valve’s Customer Service is Best in Class”
