Submit your best Twitter message to my book, "Twitter Wit"

I’m editing a book of witty Twitter messages, due out this fall from HarperCollins. This is not a book of messages like “Eatin’ a sandwich lol.” It’s a book of messages like “Productivity tip. Do everything faster” (@carlmorris) and “Wearing a shirt that can best be described as ‘lieutenant in whatever army Coldplay has started’” (@shellen).

If you have ever said something funny on Twitter, please tell me that I can print it in a book.

I’m going to try to get a contributor’s copy for as many of the thousand contributors as possible, especially everyone who gets multiple entries in the book.

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