Too Much Nick (McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Unrhymed Couplets Written Upon Learning My Ex Scored a Five-Figure Book Deal.)

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notes McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Unrhymed Couplets Written Upon Learning My Ex Scored a Five-Figure Book Deal.

I am the subject of a McSweeney’s list.

I’m not Pocketnovel’s “ex” so much as “a guy she sent naked pictures to.” Still, well played, Pocket. Well played.

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