Too Much Nick

bittentongue:Muppets win the internet. (via bullshit)

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:59:59 -0700

bittentongue:

Muppets win the internet. (via bullshit)

Just old

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:47:20 -0700

Just old

"All of you mocking Keith Gessen for this have clearly not spent enough time with Andrew “Fuck You..."

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:16:13 -0700

“All of you mocking Keith Gessen for this have clearly not spent enough time with Andrew “Fuck You Over For A Dollar” Krucoff.”

- Saucy!
Update: 99 responds - “A. When did Andrew ever make money from any of this? Andrew “Fuck You Over For a Pageview” Krucoff would be more accurate. b. And he would have donated that dollar to needy children. Really.”
(via katiebakes)
So Katie’s quoting me and the rebuttal is accurate! I remember when, while writing Valleywag, I IMed with Krucoff about a recent night on Ecstasy. Half an hour later I got an e-mail from Nick Denton advising me to pay more attention to my work and less to the drug-filled joys of my new life in San Francisco

"Is striving for the high life in New York all it’s cracked up to be, or is it just that awful..."

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:26:36 -0700

“Is striving for the high life in New York all it’s cracked up to be, or is it just that awful sound when there are three people left at a party, and when you shake the ice in the bottom of your empty highball glass it’s suddenly the loudest and most depressing sound in the world?”

- Sheila McClear also wins the Internet.

blankwhitecards:Some poor soul told me they avoided watching...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:15:47 -0700

blankwhitecards:

Some poor soul told me they avoided watching these clips Jared and I made. They thought each one was an hour long. Let me assure you we are far too lazy to shoot anything much longer than a pop song. In fact Jared wears very tiny earphones during our shoots so he doesn’t actually have to listen to me, and when he finishes hearing a pop song, we have to switch to the next sketch.

This is the last time I’m reblogging my Blank White Cards sketches, so remember to subscribe to the BWC blog.

“There Is No Such Thing As New Wave.”Voice-over:...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:04:26 -0700

“There Is No Such Thing As New Wave.”

Voice-over: Claude Bessey from the documentary “The Decline of Western Civilization” directed by Penelope Spheeris.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia does the Human Beatbox

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:53:48 -0700

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia does the Human Beatbox

Jay Hathaway (@strutting) presents: A Goat Climbing a Ladder.

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:51:54 -0700

Jay Hathaway (@strutting) presents: A Goat Climbing a Ladder.

An ad on Gawker. I take back everything I said about the College...

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:04:49 -0700

An ad on Gawker. I take back everything I said about the College Humor Virgin Mobile intern.

"Jason Michaels is the Virgin Mobile summer intern."

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:03:21 -0700

“Jason Michaels is the Virgin Mobile summer intern.”

- Man, I like College Humor and all, but having a sponsored job title at a comedy site is not the world’s best resume booster.
So my resume so far is “gossip blogger” and “dishwasher.” Fuck you too.

I learned the You Look Nice Today theme.

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:29:22 -0700

I learned the You Look Nice Today theme.

blankwhitecards:Hello again, it’s Nick. Jared is not a...

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:03:07 -0700

blankwhitecards:

Hello again, it’s Nick. Jared is not a romantic. He once took a girl to a first date at a slaughterhouse. He says this saved him a fortune on dinner.

Just for the rest of the week, I’m putting these clips on my personal site. But starting yesterday, they’re showing up at Blank White Cards every weekday for the rest of your life.

Rolando: It’s Loco Roco for the iPhone. Man I hope this is...

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:46:32 -0700

Rolando: It’s Loco Roco for the iPhone. Man I hope this is the new Katamari.

My favorite YouTube musician sings and ukes my favorite song:...

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:38:00 -0700

My favorite YouTube musician sings and ukes my favorite song: Julia Nunes does “Flagpole Sitta.”

Internet. Serious business.

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:03:37 -0700

Internet. Serious business.

If Obama wins, Stephen Baldwin will leave the U.S. HOPE!

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:33:43 -0700

If Obama wins, Stephen Baldwin will leave the U.S. HOPE!

“Falling In Love,” an animation made by Nervo for...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:24:01 -0700

“Falling In Love,” an animation made by Nervo for Let Us Kiss (which is apparently just a site of beautiful e-cards).

Guess Who sings “It’s Nasty” by Grandmaster...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:11:32 -0700

Guess Who sings “It’s Nasty” by Grandmaster Flash

It’s the Teaser for “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:01:51 -0700

It’s the Teaser for “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog,” Joss Whedon’s new project starring Felicia Day, Neil Patrick Harris, and apparently one of the funny guys from Derek and Simon.

If you are sad, stop being sad and start being awesome.

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:39:06 -0700

If you are sad, stop being sad and start being awesome.