Personal site of Nick Douglas, editor of Slacktory About Nick var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-3624911-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @nickdouglas)http://toomuchnick.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmk07GIwi1qz7x4so1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spiegelman.tumblr.com/post/17867595262/chews-for-jesus">spiegelman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Chews for Jesus.</p> </blockquote> <p>For Cole and Christian Nightmares.</p>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17869086034http://toomuchnick.com/post/17869086034Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:48:08 -0500Christianityjelly beansJesus<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldye62CXQA1qad8pro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>unspirational</p>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17865233282http://toomuchnick.com/post/17865233282Sat, 18 Feb 2012 23:30:01 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly3hksjEUE1qaz0wuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We were not meant to live</p>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17864873532http://toomuchnick.com/post/17864873532Sat, 18 Feb 2012 23:23:00 -0500snoopypeanutscharlie brown<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmhgeehaj1qz4vjio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.dalasverdugo.com/">Dalas</a>: Bullshit, you know this dude is afraid of books.</p> <p>Nick: Don’t take his word for it!</p> <p>Nick: “Green Eggs and Ham” is what he read 50 times senior year to technically earn his personal pan pizza.</p>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17864811593http://toomuchnick.com/post/17864811593Sat, 18 Feb 2012 23:21:50 -0500“Scumbag Santorum: Says government spending should be cut and people should rely on charity. Donates nothing to charity.”<br/><br/> - <em>Reddit: <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/pv7ej/santorum_is_the_least_charitable_presidential/">Santorum is the least charitable presidential candidate, despite earning millions he gave almost nothing to charity.</a></em>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17838630339http://toomuchnick.com/post/17838630339Sat, 18 Feb 2012 15:17:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzaf62DtbZ1qfu4hro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://academiccoachtaylor.tumblr.com/post/17490782532/academic-coach-taylor-knows-what-it-takes-to">academiccoachtaylor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Academic Coach Taylor knows what it takes to succeed. </p> </blockquote>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17805339382http://toomuchnick.com/post/17805339382Fri, 17 Feb 2012 23:20:46 -0500academiaacademic coach taylorfriday night lightscoach taylorthesisanalysisdissertationgrad schoolPhD<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzk514yxe41qz4vjio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://techcrunch.com/2012/02/17/rvip-karaoke-the-most-amazing-rv-on-earth-is-now-much-more-than-a-hobby/">RVIP Karaoke: The Most Amazing RV On Earth Is Now Much More Than A Hobby | TechCrunch</a></p> <p>Congratulations, Jon and Kestrin!</p>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17784173354http://toomuchnick.com/post/17784173354Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:58:16 -0500“It’s like playing Sid Meier’s Civilization for real.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/what-its-like-being-president-metaphorically-speaking">McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: What It’s Like Being President, Metaphorically Speaking.</a></em>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17782210294http://toomuchnick.com/post/17782210294Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:23:00 -0500“It’s always the *women* who are supposed to not have sex in order to not get pregnant.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/pu3np/fbook_you_asked_for_it_so_i_had_to_give_it_to_you/">Nice point in /r/TwoXChromosomes</a></em>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17779098128http://toomuchnick.com/post/17779098128Fri, 17 Feb 2012 15:23:10 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzjydbDjGV1qz4vjio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>cred</p>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17776896249http://toomuchnick.com/post/17776896249Fri, 17 Feb 2012 14:34:23 -0500musictune-yards“To all those who took my joke as modern day approach I deeply apologize and seek your forgiveness.”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/17/us-usa-campaign-friess-idUSTRE81G1EG20120217">Santorum backer apologizes for contraception remark | Reuters</a></p> <p>So to those of us who think you’re an asshole to tell women “If you don’t want babies, keep your legs closed, sluts!”, your message is still “Fuck you”?</p></em>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17772741596http://toomuchnick.com/post/17772741596Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:50:36 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzjs31eeBB1qz4vjio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The <a href="http://betali.st/startups/friendtipper?utm_source=Beta%20List%20Newsletter&utm_campaign=52f19c9daa-RSS_EMAIL_CAMPAIGN&utm_medium=email">FriendTipper</a> logo is definitely one person showing another his penis.</p>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17771524033http://toomuchnick.com/post/17771524033Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:18:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzjp3dsjV81qkpoqxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slacktory.tumblr.com/post/17769094803/beverly-drive-chihuahua-a-fan-fiction-by-brad">slacktory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://slacktory.com/2012/02/beverly-drive-chihuahua/">Beverly Drive Chihuahua: A Fan Fiction</a> by <a href="http://bradofarrell.tumblr.com/">Brad O’Farrell</a> for Slacktory.</p> <p>Really, it’s a whole little story, with lines like “Ryan Gosling waits intensely” and “He feels embarrassed that someone somewhere thought he was the target audience for this kind of thing.” <a href="http://slacktory.com/2012/02/beverly-drive-chihuahua/">Read it!</a></p> </blockquote> <p>My favorite, metafictional part:</p> <blockquote> <p>The bit goes on for what feels like forever. Ryan Gosling feels embarrassed to even be there. He feels embarrassed that someone somewhere thought he was the target audience for this kind of thing. Then he begins to lose focus on the dancing dogs and starts pondering who the target audience for this even IS. He’s drawing a blank, and he suddenly becomes mystified with the idea of marketing and story telling in general and he enters sort of a trance.</p> </blockquote>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17769125812http://toomuchnick.com/post/17769125812Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:14:55 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzjogwqszk1qz4vjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Reddit: <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/pt1o8/haley_joel_osment_looks_kind_of_like_his_head/">Haley Joel Osment looks kind of like his head grew up but his face didn’t.</a></p> <p>(Also, he’s Fat Mac from <em>It’s Always Sunny</em>.)</p>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17768603594http://toomuchnick.com/post/17768603594Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:00:00 -0500<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/12/fashion/tmi-i-dont-want-to-know.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&ref=general&src=me">People complaining about knowing too much about other people because of the internet.</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tmills.tumblr.com/post/17507973226/people-complaining-about-knowing-too-much-about-other">tmills</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Did you try not paying too much attention? Because that usually works better than writing a fluffy trend piece.</p> </blockquote>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17766134942http://toomuchnick.com/post/17766134942Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:47:16 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lziqguQW2y1qzp38co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can we make this again for Cole</p>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17749318910http://toomuchnick.com/post/17749318910Thu, 16 Feb 2012 22:46:33 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lziqgvZEnU1qz4vjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Scumbag me</p>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17749298628http://toomuchnick.com/post/17749298628Thu, 16 Feb 2012 22:46:07 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lziqeq4yrj1qz4vjio1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lziqeq4yrj1qz4vjio2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17749231744http://toomuchnick.com/post/17749231744Thu, 16 Feb 2012 22:44:49 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzi27iFsoX1r83ei3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sketchamagowza.tumblr.com/post/17719833968/woop-woop-warning-political-commentary-woop">sketchamagowza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>WOOP WOOP!</strong> WARNING, POLITICAL COMMENTARY! <strong>WOOP WOOP! </strong></p> <p>Based on the fact that the contraceptive hearing did not include a single woman.</p> </blockquote> <p>Weirdly, Judaism accomplished this with a scrict patriarchy.</p>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17732716573http://toomuchnick.com/post/17732716573Thu, 16 Feb 2012 18:10:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzidflaM2x1qz4vjio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/365t83/">Sudden Clarity Clarence</a></p>http://toomuchnick.com/post/17732330694http://toomuchnick.com/post/17732330694Thu, 16 Feb 2012 18:04:32 -0500