Facebook has a powerful new Social Graph Search! I tried to use it.
Thanks for the perfect thumbnail, YouTube! I spent the other 99% of this video looking like a reluctant kid in a middle-school play.
Being in a class with all boys. (Theresa Concord, age 10)
When there’s a shortcut, but it’s through “Old Man Trombley’s yard” (I mean, are you crazy?! No WAY am I risking it!) (Walter Lookwood, age 10)
When you need basmati desperately, but the maid bought only a bag of jasmine on her last trip to market. (Heitor Ignacia, age 10)
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An elegant troll by @dogboner. Featured in my joke autopsy, 9/11 Applebee’s Specials: Why Fucking With Brands on Twitter and Facebook Is So Funny.
“Carlo: The freckles on your butt are symmetrical. Girls sing “Such Great Heights” at your ass.”
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Yeah, like you ever played a full game of this without sending all the natural disasters into your own city.
“And then, it erupted like a supernova out of my ass. In Sunday School they’d talked about how at the End of Days the angels would blow their trumpets, and God would descend from on high as the sound echoed through the world.
This was louder. By far. Like a shotgun right next to your ear. It actually rocked my body forward as it erupted from me. There was no way to deny it was me as it seemed to actually propel me across the elevator.
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Slacktory’s Guide to Industrial Dance
For those of you who don’t know, industrial dancing is kind of like You Got Served or “America’s Best Dance Crew,” except everyone’s dressed like a Mortal Kombat character.
Alex did a great job with this one.
This guy is such a conformist.
That’s Alex’s voice in the last song. Try to figure out what he’s singing.
