(via The Atlantic)
“The probability that every battleground state is exactly tied is roughly equal to the probability that, when one of the Florida electors reaches into the hat to draw a name, he or she is struck by a falling cocaine bale, the hat is hurled away within the next few seconds by a tornado, and the elector is obliterated minutes later by a meteorite impact.”
Mitt Romney is super-bad at secrets.
Oh God. Sorry I haven’t been showing you all my texts from Mitt here, but they’ve been coming all month. Here’s a collection of eight new conversations: Texts From Mitt Romney 2: Election day edition | Slacktory
Jesus fuck I hate this guy. If he becomes president I hope they take his phone away, because I can’t handle this for four more years.
Mitt Romney Tries Unsuccessfully to Lead a Chant of Romney-Ryan
IsMittRomneythePresident.com: Balloons! And assumptions about most swing states. (via Rachel)
“It’s hard to serve as president for all Americans when you’ve disdainfully written off half the nation.”
“I got a call from a former secretary of state. I won’t mention which one it was, but this individual said to me, you know, I think there’s a prospect for a settlement between the Palestinians and the Israelis after the Palestinian elections. I said, “Really?” And, you know, his answer was, “Yes, I think there’s some prospect.” And I didn’t delve into it.”
Romney campaign really doubling down with the new posters.
Obama and Urkel, a short video about politics
Edited together by Bryan Menegus. Based on a very silly tweet.
This video made me angry the same way I get irrationally angry when I read a really good (i.e. really awful) pun. Totally worth it.
This is very short and very stupid.
