The probability that every battleground state is exactly tied is roughly equal to the probability that, when one of the Florida electors reaches into the hat to draw a name, he or she is struck by a falling cocaine bale, the hat is hurled away within the next few seconds by a tornado, and the elector is obliterated minutes later by a meteorite impact.
Mitt Romney is super-bad at secrets.
Oh God. Sorry I haven’t been showing you all my texts from Mitt here, but they’ve been coming all month. Here’s a collection of eight new conversations: Texts From Mitt Romney 2: Election day edition | Slacktory
Jesus fuck I hate this guy. If he becomes president I hope they take his phone away, because I can’t handle this for four more years.
According to a local election official interviewed by CBS News’ Phil Hirschkorn, the last “early voter” in line for Saturday’s truncated early voting in Palm Beach County finally got to cast a ballot at 2:30 a.m Sunday morning, which means that voter waited in line for more than seven hours.
Joe Scarborough’s actual job is to make terribly sad viewers pretend they are at a depressing Washington “cocktail party” full of awful people, and no fancy algorithm can do that.
Brave billboard fights the evil specter of the .00000013% of U.S. votes that have ever been legally found fraudulent
Mitt Romney Tries Unsuccessfully to Lead a Chant of Romney-Ryan
It’s hard to serve as president for all Americans when you’ve disdainfully written off half the nation.
I got a call from a former secretary of state. I won’t mention which one it was, but this individual said to me, you know, I think there’s a prospect for a settlement between the Palestinians and the Israelis after the Palestinian elections. I said, “Really?” And, you know, his answer was, “Yes, I think there’s some prospect.” And I didn’t delve into it.
Romney campaign really doubling down with the new posters.
You can explain Smith, Keynes, Galbraith, Hayek, Friedman or von Mises to any high school graduate willing to spend 10 minutes hearing a story. Macroeconomics is not especially hard. You can’t explain Romney’s plans to a savant, because there is nothing there. You might as well try to paint a watercolor on a fog.