“The probability that every battleground state is exactly tied is roughly equal to the probability that, when one of the Florida electors reaches into the hat to draw a name, he or she is struck by a falling cocaine bale, the hat is hurled away within the next few seconds by a tornado, and the elector is obliterated minutes later by a meteorite impact.”
Oh God. Sorry I haven’t been showing you all my texts from Mitt here, but they’ve been coming all month. Here’s a collection of eight new conversations: Texts From Mitt Romney 2: Election day edition | Slacktory
Jesus fuck I hate this guy. If he becomes president I hope they take his phone away, because I can’t handle this for four more years.
Mitt Romney Tries Unsuccessfully to Lead a Chant of Romney-Ryan
“I got a call from a former secretary of state. I won’t mention which one it was, but this individual said to me, you know, I think there’s a prospect for a settlement between the Palestinians and the Israelis after the Palestinian elections. I said, “Really?” And, you know, his answer was, “Yes, I think there’s some prospect.” And I didn’t delve into it.”
Romney campaign really doubling down with the new posters.