Facebook has a powerful new Social Graph Search! I tried to use it.
Thanks for the perfect thumbnail, YouTube! I spent the other 99% of this video looking like a reluctant kid in a middle-school play.
It’s really sad to see everyone fall for the Facebook copyright notice hoax. You guys realize that just declaring something on your Facebook status doesn’t make it legally so, right?
More celebrities fake-falling-for-it here: Celebrities and newsmakers fall for the Facebook copyright notice hoax
“Now everyone knows it’s your birthday. I used to be right up there with cake, but Facebook has commoditized my one and only social skill. I’ve been replaced by the computer. And it’s not just Facebook. I was the second person to wish my son a happy fourth birthday. The first was his dentist’s customer relations management software.”
Here’s Matt Romney on social media:
I like to twet and i like to facebook. its a good way to talk to real people and to hang out and party. one time i had 24000 twitter folowers because mittens’ campaign bought them for me by mistake but now i only have like 12000 becaise obama adn teh cia deleted them or killed my followers he is doing this a LOT. facebook is cool because sometimes girls try to seduck me on facebook and they are very beautiful i am lonely because my wife died. helo to all my beautiful girls . so hot.
The refined palates who can appreciate these characters will know who they are.
screenshots of despair
"I just want to change the world with this money. I could donate it to a charity, but what is a charity, really? A bunch of strangers who give your money to even more strangers? No thank you! I only deal with first-degree strangers!"