Facebook has a powerful new Social Graph Search! I tried to use it.
Thanks for the perfect thumbnail, YouTube! I spent the other 99% of this video looking like a reluctant kid in a middle-school play.
After Deadspin broke the scandal that the (deceased) girlfriend of acclaimed Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o never actually existed, Donald Trump tried to offer his congratulations via Twitter. Deadspin, which previously has referred to Trump as a “misogynist,” a “dolt,” a “dick,” and a “short-fingered vulgarian,” declined.
(though they did steal “short-fingered vulgarian” from Spy)
Holy shit can this be a genre?
At this point in the Golden Globes, the producer’s hittin’ that button FAST.
So catch all the best Twitter has to offer before the whole show wraps up.
The way corny bosses have the Staples “THAT WAS EASY” button on their desk, I want this on my me.
The best Christmas books on Better Book Titles.
A Portrait of the Artist as Macho Man Randy Savage
(Clearly we’re not above a Randy Savage / James Joyce mashup)
Forgot if I showed you this.
so relatable
Vote now for the ‘Best Fan Favorite TV Character’
They say TV makes you stupid, so quickly, use your last remaining brain cells to rank its stars.
The official voting period ends Saturday September 8, 2012 at 12:00AM so get your votes in now.
That screencap says everything I need to know about everything.
2. Where in Jail Is Carmen Sandiego?
After being found with a copy of the Mona Lisa in Guatemala, Carmen Sandiego was sent to a maximum security federal prison in Colorado. Players help her complete menial tasks, forge alliances among non-fedora wearing gangs of inmates, and earn her GED.
From Five Forgotten Educational Videogames, By the Author of “Fake Science 101″
I’m psyched we got the man behind Fake Science to do this post. It’s really, really good.
Read the piece for screenshots of “Dysentery!” and “Mavis Beacon Takes a Few Minutes for Herself”.
I can’t think of anything more relevant to your life today.
Everybody get on making more of this.
Supercut: All the shouting in Aaron Sorkin’s The Newsroom. ALL THE SHOUTING.
FUCK YOU LAMP.
15 Classic Video Games Make Pop Culture Jokes - See more at Slacktory.com
These are so good, any other blog would parcel them out one at a time. But Slacktory is stupid and we love you, so we’re dumping 15 immaculate video game jokes on you right now.
Can you think of anything to add to The Ultimate Reboot Grid?
Approval matrixes aren’t just for New York Mag any more.
“And then, it erupted like a supernova out of my ass. In Sunday School they’d talked about how at the End of Days the angels would blow their trumpets, and God would descend from on high as the sound echoed through the world.
This was louder. By far. Like a shotgun right next to your ear. It actually rocked my body forward as it erupted from me. There was no way to deny it was me as it seemed to actually propel me across the elevator.
”
“Transformizzle”
