Facebook has a powerful new Social Graph Search! I tried to use it.
Thanks for the perfect thumbnail, YouTube! I spent the other 99% of this video looking like a reluctant kid in a middle-school play.
After Deadspin broke the scandal that the (deceased) girlfriend of acclaimed Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o never actually existed, Donald Trump tried to offer his congratulations via Twitter. Deadspin, which previously has referred to Trump as a “misogynist,” a “dolt,” a “dick,” and a “short-fingered vulgarian,” declined.
(though they did steal “short-fingered vulgarian” from Spy)
Holy shit can this be a genre?
They say TV makes you stupid, so quickly, use your last remaining brain cells to rank its stars.
The official voting period ends Saturday September 8, 2012 at 12:00AM so get your votes in now.
That screencap says everything I need to know about everything.
2. Where in Jail Is Carmen Sandiego?
After being found with a copy of the Mona Lisa in Guatemala, Carmen Sandiego was sent to a maximum security federal prison in Colorado. Players help her complete menial tasks, forge alliances among non-fedora wearing gangs of inmates, and earn her GED.
I’m psyched we got the man behind Fake Science to do this post. It’s really, really good.
Read the piece for screenshots of “Dysentery!” and “Mavis Beacon Takes a Few Minutes for Herself”.
15 Classic Video Games Make Pop Culture Jokes - See more at Slacktory.com
These are so good, any other blog would parcel them out one at a time. But Slacktory is stupid and we love you, so we’re dumping 15 immaculate video game jokes on you right now.