Too Much Nick

slacktory:

This list is massive. Fifty-eight app jokes in total. It’s like this could be a novelty Twitter account, but no, it’s an easy-to-read text post without the bullshit of making you wait for all the jokes to slowly trickle out.

Some of my favorites:

• Flashlight: You’ve been planning a camping trip for two years.
• The Weather Channel: When the street gets wet, so do you.
• Twitter: You are super-up-to-date on celebrity deaths, arguments, and endings to TV shows you intended to watch on Netflix Instant next year.
• LinkedIn: You own non-ironic motivational posters.
• Pandora: You are a Thai restaurant.

See the 53 other iPhone app jokes I wrote.