When a DNAinfo.com New York reporter asked about the campaign finance documents recently, Hartzog replied, “What’s a pretty girl like you doing reading those?”
Asked about his comments later, he added, “I hope for goodness sake that my flippant comment isn’t going to be part of the story. I was just sort of being something. I hope you didn’t take offense by that. I didn’t mean to be offensive.”
We noticed this technique on the slick original GIF blog GIF Movie. So we copied it! Because this should be a whole new genre.
More switched GIF captions, featuring The Simpsons, Bad Santa, Obama, and Bill O’Reilly at GIFs with the captions switched on Slacktory.com
2013: The year of these, probably.
A high budget and important video that I made about the fact that Michele Bachmann is a panel member of the US House Intelligence Committee.
That is a beautiful ending.
I’m not a scientist, man. I can tell you what recorded history says, I can tell you what the Bible says, but I think that’s a dispute amongst theologians and I think it has nothing to do with the gross domestic product or economic growth of the United States…I don’t think I’m qualified to answer a question like that. At the end of the day, I think there are multiple theories out there on how the universe was created and I think this is a country where people should have the opportunity to teach them all.
The probability that every battleground state is exactly tied is roughly equal to the probability that, when one of the Florida electors reaches into the hat to draw a name, he or she is struck by a falling cocaine bale, the hat is hurled away within the next few seconds by a tornado, and the elector is obliterated minutes later by a meteorite impact.
Mitt Romney is super-bad at secrets.
Oh God. Sorry I haven’t been showing you all my texts from Mitt here, but they’ve been coming all month. Here’s a collection of eight new conversations: Texts From Mitt Romney 2: Election day edition | Slacktory
Jesus fuck I hate this guy. If he becomes president I hope they take his phone away, because I can’t handle this for four more years.
According to a local election official interviewed by CBS News’ Phil Hirschkorn, the last “early voter” in line for Saturday’s truncated early voting in Palm Beach County finally got to cast a ballot at 2:30 a.m Sunday morning, which means that voter waited in line for more than seven hours.
Joe Scarborough’s actual job is to make terribly sad viewers pretend they are at a depressing Washington “cocktail party” full of awful people, and no fancy algorithm can do that.
Mitt Romney Tries Unsuccessfully to Lead a Chant of Romney-Ryan