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ashtry:

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I appreciate Dracula’s efforts in running a one man hotel

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caladblog:

so i’m enjoying watching people go through the dracula daily thing but i wanted y'all to know (extremely light spoilers)

that if it was written today, Dracula would 100% be classified as Urban Fantasy and Magical Realism and not just a monster horror story

like bram stoker put a shitton of research into the book, and gave the characters all kinds of brand new advanced tech. the blood transfusion scene, for example, is interesting because blood transfusions had been successfully performed for decades but it still wasn’t fully understood why they sometimes failed. by the 1890s–when he was writing–doctors had discovered platelets but hadn’t developed anticoagulants. they knew that transfusing blood could kill a patient if a clot wound up in their brain or lungs, but there wasn’t a foolproof method of preventing clots. the method used in Dracula was a cutting-edge (sorry) (no im not) experimental procedure that simply didn’t allow the blood to meet the air, by directly linking the donor’s artery to the recipient’s vein. this showed a lot of promise in animal trials but never caught on in human treatments because it’s basically impossible to measure how much blood is being transfused, so you could wind up killing both donor (via exsanguination) and recipient (via Too Much Fuckin’ Blood) in one fell swoop.

additionally, blood types weren’t discovered until a few years after the publication of Dracula, which i imagine really pissed bram stoker off. it would’ve been SUPER FITTING and ROMANTIC to add the detail that the character who donates their blood HAS to be the one, because they’re THE ONLY ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS WITH THE SAME BLOOD TYPE AS THE VICTIM, which proves their love is TRUE and MEANT TO BE and DESTINED BY GOD and all that other late 19th century gothic romance shit

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薫秋元 - Dress Down (1986)

This is one of the songs sampled on マクロスMACROSS 82-99’s track 『82.99 F.M』on the album A Million Miles Away. 

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It’s on Spotify and Apple Music!

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Q:

Btw your magic wizard party was poorly organized and we’re all leaving. The magic fireworks were not spectacular and the homemade potions were not delicious

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But it’s my birtday

They wrote a new Hanabi score just for me

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spytap:

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Your problem is you have an inkjet printer. You need a laser printer. 

Inkjet: finicky, the ink dries, the heads get clogged, sometimes you have to replace the yellow cartridge just to print black because for some dumbass reason it was programmed with feelings and won’t print unless everything in its environment is feng shui perfect.

Laser printer: toner never dries out, if somehow you manage to get through the thousands of pages required to exhaust a toner cartridge just take it out and shake it until it remembers that it has literally one job in this world and you’ll get a couple hundred more pages to sort it out, somehow despite its complexity (”I make words appear using lasers”) you’ll die before it does.

Confirmed. Prints hundreds of pges of scripts for me after months sitting idle. Brought to you by laser gang

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karabekian:

karabekian:

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moodboard

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part 2

After years of not understanding anyone else’s fandoms, I’ve been assaulted by a mirror

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headspace-hotel:

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saw the most uncomfortable book while thrifting at the peddlers mall today

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aflo:

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family guy funny moment

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stainedglasssqurriel:

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[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

I love this description. It reads like a dedication speech for an art museum. Like we’re all witnesses to this video being interred in the Met. Preserving these things is important, and they really captured that.

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secondbeatsongs:

[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

Jon’s faces at the end

Source: youtube.com

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beewizards:

this is the best visual gag i’ve ever seen

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Same energy

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youaremyeverlovin:

haters will see you rotating the perfect sphere, yet not visually perceive the rotation due to said sphere’s lack of imperfections, and say you cant rotate a sphere

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kermitlesbian:

cc: “this video makes my ass itch. This is the most asinine- this is the Epitome of being a try hard. All the dishes. All the time. All the fuckin- FOR A F”

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forsea:
“yesterdaysprint:
“ Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920
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here’s to 100 years of getting narsty
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forsea:

yesterdaysprint:

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

here’s to 100 years of getting narsty

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stevetwisp:

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ive never seen the movie so im just gonna assume this is the actual plot

yeah it is

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